Guess what Paula Abdul's 'Distinguishing Characteristic' is

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EX-'IDOL' CLAIMS PAULA ABDUL 'DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC'

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Former AMERICAN IDOL contestant Corey Clark says he can prove his sex claims with Judge Paula Abdul -- by identifying a "distinguishing characteristic" on Abdul's body, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal!

"He says it's a 'distinguishing characteristic' few have seen, only those who have been intimate with her," claims a well-placed FOX source who has been briefed on the development.

A source close to the beleaguered IDOL judge called Clark's claim an "outrageous violation of privacy."

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Clark now appears to be taking a turn out of the Paula Jones-Clinton playbook.

"He's hungry for attention," says the FOX source. "He wants to play this out all summer long, with his lawyer Richard Jefferson."

Mole or something more? Let's chalk this one up to I don't give a crap and want a localized earthquake to swallow American Idol whole so I can stop hearing about it!

 

[JDub02]

if you want to stop hearing about it, why did you post a story about it?

 

[JDub02]

oh yah .. are the "distinguishing characteristics" teh bewbies? i doubt this corey clark joker has ever seen 'em.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: JDub02
if you want to stop hearing about it, why did you post a story about it?

 

[NFS4]

Chicks with d!cks

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: JDub02
if you want to stop hearing about it, why did you post a story about it?

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: JDub02
if you want to stop hearing about it, why did you post a story about it?

Mostly as a rant about how I'm tired of being bombarded by American Idol/Michael Jackson/Jennifer Wilbanks and other walking freak shows. You pretty much have to go into a bubble not to hear about it.

 

[Rudee]

My guess is that the mole on her cheek isn't the only one she's got. Or quite possibly she got her "little man in the canoe" pierced.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Chicks with d!cks

or at least something large enough to make you think about it



?

 

[JoeKing]

I just remeber her for being in that music video with an animated cat. I thought that video rocked when I was young.

 

[meltdown75]

I think Paula was one of my original heartthrobs when I was but a young f/\pper.

 

[CPA]

I'll only care when Paula confirms by displaying it on national television. too bad that will never happen

 

[SouthPaW1227]

it's clearly a clit peircing. what else could it be?

 

[deejayshakur]

Originally posted by: Rudee
My guess is that the mole on her cheek isn't the only one she's got. Or quite possibly she got her "little man in the canoe" pierced.

lol never heard that term before. it's gonna make the laugh the next time...

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: SouthPaW1227
it's clearly a clit peircing. what else could it be?

only eleventy billion other possibilities, ie. see NFS4's post...

 

[imthebadguy]

she was gave head to bill clinton perhaps

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: imthebadguy
she was gave head to bill clinton perhaps

^ had to be done.

 

[Pepsei]

saw carmen on CNN, she's still smoking hot. I wonder if simon ever tapped her.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: SouthPaW1227
it's clearly a clit peircing. what else could it be?

An I :heart: Nitemare tat on her inner left hand thigh

 

[thegimp03]

Chicks with d!cks

rofl.

 

[91TTZ]

12" cack.

 

[exilera]

Of course he'll make a claim like that. She's not going to prove him wrong by dropping her pants. It's difficult to refute.

I saw a commercial for an interview Fox or another station had with this guy. He's ugly as fuck. They asked him "why would she risk everything to be with you". Good question. Why would she risk everything to be with an spindly rat-looking dude who can't sing?

 

[Jzero]

A strawberry-shaped birthmark on the right butt cheek!

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
saw carmen on CNN, she's still smoking hot. I wonder if simon ever tapped her.

Carmen?

 

[nageov3t]

correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that Paula has really denied it as much as she's said "so what? it didn't affect anything insofar as the show is concerned and this guy is just trying to make a quick buck by capitalizing on it."