A very tall hill contains our residence
At it's summit there is quite the panoramic view
Before noon I go to the periphery
And toss off random crap
Like radiators, beer cans, and steak knives
I begin every day like this
All this occurs
While you sleep
So I appreciate
Cuddling and feeling your weenie twitch better
Before noon again
Everybody is still sleeping
I'm at my mountain
Throwing yet more crap off
I like listening to the explosions they make when they land
I watch their inevitable demise
I wonder what would happen if I pushed myself off
I bet I'd make a nice sound
I also wonder if I'll have the guts to keep my eyes open
Or if I'll wuss out and close them before I die
All this occurs
While you sleep
So I appreciate
Cuddling and feeling your weenie twitch better
At it's summit there is quite the panoramic view
Before noon I go to the periphery
And toss off random crap
Like radiators, beer cans, and steak knives
I begin every day like this
All this occurs
While you sleep
So I appreciate
Cuddling and feeling your weenie twitch better
Before noon again
Everybody is still sleeping
I'm at my mountain
Throwing yet more crap off
I like listening to the explosions they make when they land
I watch their inevitable demise
I wonder what would happen if I pushed myself off
I bet I'd make a nice sound
I also wonder if I'll have the guts to keep my eyes open
Or if I'll wuss out and close them before I die
All this occurs
While you sleep
So I appreciate
Cuddling and feeling your weenie twitch better