Guess The Movie Quote

[John Connor]

This thread is about guessing the poster's movie quote. Post a quote and try to guess the movie? Interested, sound fun? Then guess my movie quote.

Maybe we can swim for it. How far do you think it is?

No. It's uh, two, three miles at least. Maybe more.

Well, what do you say? Let's go for it!

No.

Jennifer: [starts to remove her shoe] Come on!

No!

[pause]

I can't swim.

You can't swim?

No, I can't, okay? Wonder Woman, I can't swim!

Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?

I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!

Sorry.

I wish I didn't know about any of this! I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry... about anything.

[sits on a large piece of driftwood] Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim! I swear to God I did.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Is it Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Yeah, it is.

Here's one:

"I wish, I wish I were a fish."

 

[stargazr]

Is it Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Yeah, it is.

Here's one:

"I wish, I wish I were a fish."

The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Another one -

"STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE"

 

[shortylickens]

War Games.

I know all too well.

 

[shortylickens]

The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Another one -

"STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE"

Congo.
Delroy Lindo.
To Tim Curry.

 

[ControlD]

Damn, I knew those first two.

An easy but good one:

"Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared."

 

[chitwood]

p1: Is there a problem?

p2: Is there a problem? You ever heard of jaywalking?

p1: Yes, I have. I'm really sorry. Won't happen again.

p2: Yea that's great. I'm writing you up a ticket.

p3: A ticket? Are you serious?

p2: Who the fuck are you, shitwad?

p1: Let me apologize for my friend here. I'm very sorry. I'm really glad you're here. We've had a rough night. You know the show Doogie Howser M. D.?

p2: Great show. God, I love that show. "Doogie." Heh.

p1: Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight!

p2: Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right? Give me some I.D.

p3: Excuse me, how can you give him a ticket for jaywalking? It's 2:30 in the morning, there's not a car around here.

p1: Kumar, shut up.

p2: That's not the kind of tone you want to use on a cop who can bust your ass!

p3: Bust my ass?

p2: Yeah, Koo-mar. Bust. Your. Ass. What kind of name is that anyhow? Koo-mar. What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

p3: No, it's actually one U.

p2: Yeah, bullshit.

 

[MixMasterTang]

p1: Is there a problem?

p2: Is there a problem? You ever heard of jaywalking?

p1: Yes, I have. I'm really sorry. Won't happen again.

p2: Yea that's great. I'm writing you up a ticket.

p3: A ticket? Are you serious?

p2: Who the fuck are you, shitwad?

p1: Let me apologize for my friend here. I'm very sorry. I'm really glad you're here. We've had a rough night. You know the show Doogie Howser M. D.?

p2: Great show. God, I love that show. "Doogie." Heh.

p1: Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight!

p2: Hey, NPH wouldn't do that, all right? Give me some I.D.

p3: Excuse me, how can you give him a ticket for jaywalking? It's 2:30 in the morning, there's not a car around here.

p1: Kumar, shut up.

p2: That's not the kind of tone you want to use on a cop who can bust your ass!

p3: Bust my ass?

p2: Yeah, Koo-mar. Bust. Your. Ass. What kind of name is that anyhow? Koo-mar. What is that, like, five O's or two U's?

p3: No, it's actually one U.

p2: Yeah, bullshit.

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

 

[MixMasterTang]

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

 

[allisolm]

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

Full Metal Jacket

 

[allisolm]

"All I did was kiss a girl!"

 

[SSSnail]

"She's got a GREAT ass, and you got your head all the way up in it."

 

[DrPizza]

"All I did was kiss a girl!"

"You idiot! He hit everything he was aiming for."

 

[BrokenVisage]

Congo.
Delroy Lindo.
To Tim Curry.

I knew he wasn't Romanian!

 

[mikeymikec]

"She's got a GREAT ass, and you got your head all the way up in it."

Heat

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

"Check me if I'm wrong Sandy...."

 

[clamum]

"Enhance...enhance....enhance..."

 

[DaTT]

"Enhance...enhance....enhance..."

Any CSI

 

[DaTT]

P1: P2, you're crazy!

P2: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about *****. I don't give a *fuck* about ******, either. I don't give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain't shit. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain't gon be shit, *pow*! So be it. You remember that, motherfucker. 'Cause I'm the one you need to be looking out for... *partner*!

This

 

[TwiceOver]

"Enhance...enhance....enhance..."

SuperTroopers.

 

[TwiceOver]

I bet you sold more girl scout cookies than any other member of the whole troop, didn't you? What were you calling yourself back then? Yelanda? You little bitch! Cynthia? Susan? What was it, I can't remember.

...

 

[renz20003]

You're driving along and all of the sudden the kids are yelling from the backseat, 'I got to go to the bathroom, daddy!', 'Not now, damn it!', truck tire, eeeee, 'I can't stop!'. Help! There's a cliff! Aah! And your family's screaming 'Oh my god, we're burning alive!' 'No! I can't feel my legs!'. In comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, 'Oh, my god.'. New guy's in the corner puking his guts out. All because... you want to save a couple of extra pennies.

..

 

[radhak]

Maybe we can swim for it. How far do you think it is?

No. It's uh, two, three miles at least. Maybe more.

Well, what do you say? Let's go for it!

No.

Jennifer: [starts to remove her shoe] Come on!

No!

[pause]

I can't swim.

You can't swim?

No, I can't, okay? Wonder Woman, I can't swim!

Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?

I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!

Sorry.

I wish I didn't know about any of this! I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry... about anything.

[sits on a large piece of driftwood] Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim! I swear to God I did.

This was WarGames.

I bet you sold more girl scout cookies than any other member of the whole troop, didn't you? What were you calling yourself back then? Yelanda? You little bitch! Cynthia? Susan? What was it, I can't remember.

And this, is from Nothing To Lose


How about this?

P1: 10 Years! 10!! Where have you been for 10 years?
P2: I freaked out, joined the army, went into business for myself, Professional Killer
P1: Oh, does that need you to have a Post Graduate, or can you jump right in?
P2: It's an open market
P1: Open market? That's good...​

 

[shortylickens]

Sounds like Grosse Point Blank.

 

[KLin]

This was WarGames.

And this, is from Nothing To Lose


How about this?

P1: 10 Years! 10!! Where have you been for 10 years?
P2: I freaked out, joined the army, went into business for myself, Professional Killer
P1: Oh, does that need you to have a Post Graduate, or can you jump right in?
P2: It's an open market
P1: Open market? That's good...​

Gross Pointe Blank

Here's one

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!

damnit shorty!