Guaranteed Mouth Orgasm

[MikeMike]

Recipe:

To start, preheat the oven to 450 degrees. Bring out a cooking sheet, and cover it with aluminum foil. Cover the Aluminum foil w/ saltine crackers.

Now, taking 1 cup of Margarine, and 1 cup of brown sugar, pour into one pot, and bring to almost a boil, until the mixture thickens up (about 5 minutes). Once it has thickened up, pour the mixture over top of the saltine crackers... Now put the tray into the oven, for 4 minutes. Remove from oven, and place 12 oz of semi sweet chocolate morsels on top of the mix, and place back in oven for 1 minute... now remove, spread the chocolate around, place in fridge, let cool.

take out, taste, have a mouth orgasm.

 

[Eli]

What exactly is NSFW about your recipe? lol

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Eli
What exactly is NSFW about your recipe? lol

were you jw?

 

[Flammable]

sounds like too much work

AND i broke the hippie chain

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Eli
What exactly is NSFW about your recipe? lol

its to get pervs to read it.



...oh wait.

 

[Farang]

mouthorgasm

 

[Jeff7]

Butter is always better than margarine.



Unless you're lactose intolerant, and forget to take a lactase tablet.

 

[ZzZGuy]

I was expecting semen to be added.

 

[sash1]

how does a mouth orgasm compare to a vaginal orgasm? worse? better?

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: sash1
how does a mouth orgasm compare to a vaginal orgasm? worse? better?

a vaginal orgasm isn't as tasty

 

[nakedfrog]

That sounds like a stoner "Dude, I have the munchies and we don't have any munchies to munch, man, what am I gonna do?" recipe.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: sash1
how does a mouth orgasm compare to a vaginal orgasm? worse? better?

a vaginal orgasm isn't as tasty

its alright with some tartar sauce.

 

[eplebnista]

Where's the marshmallows?

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
That sounds like a stoner "Dude, I have the munchies and we don't have any munchies to munch, man, what am I gonna do?" recipe.

nah, a stoner recipe would not require a cool down time...

 

[Shawn]

pics?

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Flammable
sounds like too much work

AND i broke the hippie chain

cccombo breaker?

 

[MikeMike]

bump

 

[JulesMaximus]

I thought this would be a thread about oral sex...

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
I was expecting semen to be added.

OP should've used this cookbook.

 

[Steve]

Salt AND sugar? Wow...

I might try this, though all I have on hand is Ritz crackers...

 

[MikeMike]

It is an amazing recipe. However, for some reason, out of 3 batches we made yesterday, 1 of them became very chewy, while the rest are all crunchy like they should be.

 

[Born2bwire]

I think I've had his before, the stuff is like toffee isn't it?

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
I think I've had his before, the stuff is like toffee isn't it?

almost heath bar like IMO, though missing some flavor... i personally wouldnt consider it toffee, but then again, i hate toffee and havent had it in a few years so i dont exactly remember what toffee tastes like.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
I think I've had his before, the stuff is like toffee isn't it?

almost heath bar like IMO, though missing some flavor... i personally wouldnt consider it toffee, but then again, i hate toffee and havent had it in a few years so i dont exactly remember what toffee tastes like.

A Heath Bar is toffee... But yeah, this is what I had and it was really good. Toffee is basically just sugar and butter anyway cooked to the appropriate temperature. Mmmmmm... good stuff.