So this is a weird one. I finally got my PC hooked back up to my entertainment center/TV, and when I'm running the game to the TV, when I bring up the cell phone, it's horizontally compressed and shrunk in the middle of the screen. When I run that game on my PC monitor, it's fine. So... that's odd. I heard rumor that it had to do with multi-monitor setups, but I've got two monitors and a TV hooked up, and it's only when outputting to the TV that it's an issue.
Not my picture, but this is exactly what it's doing to me:
I have a new graphics card coming this week, so we'll see if a new card plus a driver wipe/reinstall fixes things. If not... balls. Because that's moderately annoying.