Growing up is wierd.

SuperCyrix

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So I shopping by myself at the Glocery store and I had a question that I can't even remember right now what it is. She answered my question and some how some way it turned into a conversation. She's thirty something and I'm still at the stage of my life(23) that I view people like her as teachers, superiors, or some other authority figure, yet there we were talking like equals and now I can't even remember wth we were talking about. Must be what all normal adult conversations are like I guessed.

For some strange reason, after we checked out we got to the parking lot at the same time and we started talking again. Oh yeah, now I remember she was on her lunch break. Since this was a semi hot day here in LA, she was wearing something low cut. Got to admit that her face looked pretty good and she was pretty well packaged upstair. I must have been staring at her breast too long and I don't even recall just when and how we started kissing. Next thing I knew I was walking across homeplate in the parking lot of a glocery store and in some SUV I've never been before with some woman at least a decade older than me and gosh darn it I wasn't using a condom.

Damn it, time for a check up.
 

crab

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WTF
hurry up and get home to tell everybody on the net!
 

Stark

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Then you opened your eyes, cleaned up with a dirty sock, put your Jergens away and started typing on your computer again.

Take it easy on the web-pr0n. ;)
 

CromNogger

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Congratz man! too bad you didn't use a condom though, you really should have been careful. Oh well, hopefully you'll be fine.
 

littleprince

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2 statements for you.

1. your typing is worse than growing up....
2. according to other thread and poll, most of us would prefer if you weren't a chef...
 

pulpp

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umm..... first of all you sound high, second i think you were both heat struck from the sun...
 

AznMaverick

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I'm glad you woke up from u're dream and was able to remember the whole thing, then post it here...;)
 

crab

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Also...You just screwed somebody you see as a teacher-figure and/or parent.:disgust:
 

SuperCyrix

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Yeah, the spelling absolutely suck.
Must have been all those highlife I drank today, probably the same thing that impaired my judgement and made me talk so friendly to stranger.
Now I have to go see a doctor and hope that there's no bad news.
I don't get it. I thought we were having a normal adult conversation and thought it was cool at first that she was talking to me as an adult, but I guess it was just flirting. Is there such a thing as a normal adult conversation with a woman?
 

db

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It happens--you just hadn't noticed until now.



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