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group hug confession

i came across this one. haha.

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ive known this particular girl for my whole life. a month ago she tossed me off in my car and it started a kind of boyfriend/girlfriend thing going. anyway we didnt have sex until 2 nights ago. it was really fvcking awkward anyway but to top it all off she shat herself when i was screwing her. it was the single most hideous moment of my life and i am fvcking glad it was her place and not mine. i haven't called her and she hasnt called me and my life feels dirty as fvck. and i reckon i can never look at her again. which is hard because my dad fvcking loves her and has her over all the time.
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Originally posted by: Hammer
i came across this one. haha.

759226289


ive known this particular girl for my whole life. a month ago she tossed me off in my car and it started a kind of boyfriend/girlfriend thing going. anyway we didnt have sex until 2 nights ago. it was really fvcking awkward anyway but to top it all off she shat herself when i was screwing her. it was the single most hideous moment of my life and i am fvcking glad it was her place and not mine. i haven't called her and she hasnt called me and my life feels dirty as fvck. and i reckon i can never look at her again. which is hard because my dad fvcking loves her and has her over all the time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

:beer: x10

I heard about this happening from some guy on the radio once, but not like that.
 
Originally posted by: Hammer
this could be some atot member...

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I am so in love with Lord of the Rings that I glued a dildo to a cardboard figure of Frodo and screwed him.
I am a 34 year old male.
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Though I am pretty sure that is fake, if it's not I pity the poor social outcast who shall forever remain a virgin.
 
Originally posted by: Hammer
i came across this one. haha.

759226289


ive known this particular girl for my whole life. a month ago she tossed me off in my car and it started a kind of boyfriend/girlfriend thing going. anyway we didnt have sex until 2 nights ago. it was really fvcking awkward anyway but to top it all off she shat herself when i was screwing her. it was the single most hideous moment of my life and i am fvcking glad it was her place and not mine. i haven't called her and she hasnt called me and my life feels dirty as fvck. and i reckon i can never look at her again. which is hard because my dad fvcking loves her and has her over all the time.
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UGH! sounds like japscat
 
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