Groom chokes on breasts?

Qacer

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Dang reposts.. heh. Well, you can't blame me. I did a search for breasts, groom, & lap. I saw no reference on this article. Well, delete as you may..

:D
 

Presence

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God you repost hounds need to get a life. Some of us arent on here 24/7 with 30 posts a day. I for one didnt see this link before and am glad he posted it. It gave me a good laugh.
 

pyonir

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<< Dang reposts.. heh. Well, you can't blame me. I did a search for breasts, groom, & lap. I saw no reference on this article. Well, delete as you may..

:D
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lol, no blame from me. that would have been a hard one to find.."man dies". oh well....that's why i always wait for someone else to post something. so i don't have to be a reposter. repostier. repostposter. i dunno. nevermind.
 

punkrawket

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boobies are nice and all.... don't get me wrong i love them

but geeeze... those are wwwwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyy toooo big
 

UberNeuman

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I'm glad he's dead. If he's too stupid to free himself, or get the woman off of him, then he shouldn't be polluting the gene pool...

and I doubt this report is real...
 

Pr0Hawk

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Look on the side of the page ;)

On the Newsstands
Main Page
National Enquirer
Star Magazine
Weekly World News

nuff said :)
 

Beau

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<< I'm glad he's dead. If he's too stupid to free himself, or get the woman off of him, then he shouldn't be polluting the gene pool... and I doubt this report is real... >>



yeah, but you're not allowed to touch the girls.... only they can touch you. So, you see, he couldn't get her off of him, or the boucers would kick his ass. ;)
 

DannyLove

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<< According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts >>



72-DD???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!! :QQQQQQQQQQ :QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
 

pyonir

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<< God you repost hounds need to get a life. Some of us arent on here 24/7 with 30 posts a day. I for one didnt see this link before and am glad he posted it. It gave me a good laugh. >>


repost hounds? i have done this like twice. i just read this one earlier. don't generalize. it was an honest repost and i didn't chastize him for it. LIGHTEN UP
 

Antisocial Virge

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Holy crap...you guys do realise that this is not true don't you? I thought everyone did but by the look of some of the posts I'm starting to wonder..
 

Maetryx

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I think the title is misleading. Chokes indicate that they went down his throat. And I don't think his mouth would accommodate a 72-DD. Of course he died trying.