groaner .....

[rival]

gooooooood stuff

 

[ultravox]

Alright then ..one more and that's it...

An old couple were in a Doctors office and the Nurse told the old man that she needed a semen, urine and stool sample. The old man looked at his wife and said, "What did she say?" his wife said, "She wants your underwear."

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[Swag1138]

Keep em coming!

 

[MazerRackham]

ROFLMAO!!! 🙂 Hahaha, more more!!!!

 

[Superwormy]

ROFL those are awesome!

 

[HappyCracker]

Oooh I got one.
A man named Benny is walking along a beach one day when he finds a magic lamp. He picks the lamp up, rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie says, "I will grant you any three wishes you want as long as you don't shave, for if you do shave, I will turn you into an urn."
Benny gets his wishes and goes for twenty years without shaving. Finally he gets fed up with it. He shaves and POOF! He turns into an urn.



And the moral of the story is: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Oi...they're all groaners.

 

[MithShrike]

An elderly man and his wife go to see their pastor and the pastor counsels them each individually. He first talks with the man.

"So, I hear you're having a good relationship with God." the pastor said.

"Yessiree! He even turns the light on for me at night when I open the door to the bathroom and he turns it off when I close the door when I'm done." the old man excitedly stated.

Later, after the man is done talking the pastor consults with the man's wife.

"So, God is really in your husband's life!" said the man of the cloth.

"You could say that. But preacher I think he's a bit senile."

"Oh, I don't know... I'd like to believe that God would toggle the lights for me when I go to the restroom at night."

The elderly woman then says, "Oh sh!t, he's been pissing in the fridge again."