Grip Tester

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F1N3ST

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I was at the mall earlier and used one of the grip test things for a quarter, I remember when I was like 10 or 11 I used to get monkey grip, can't remember if it was one or both hands.

Today I conquered it. I got the highest: Champion. And my final score was 250, which I assume is the highest.

I have been known for my death grip.

I only used one hand too :D, well not really, I used the other hand to make sure I didn't pull the machine over or anything, it only weighed like 80 pounds on a 18" square base.
 
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F1N3ST

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That's what 25 years of rub & tug does for you.

Sweet, people think I'm older than I am! I did it for like 5 years. Maybe. I just type a lot, and I have big hands to begin with. And big feet. Know what that means?
 

BoomerD

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Sweet, people think I'm older than I am! I did it for like 5 years. Maybe. I just type a lot, and I have big hands to begin with. And big feet. Know what that means?

I've never seen an Asian with big hands or big feet...and we all know about the notorious Asian shortcomings elsewhere...:p
 

TridenT

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Sweet, people think I'm older than I am! I did it for like 5 years. Maybe. I just type a lot, and I have big hands to begin with. And big feet. Know what that means?

They're overcompensating for a tiny penis?
 

F1N3ST

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No dawg, I'm white! Here's a very undetailed picture of me pulling a DBZ.

 

PricklyPete

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Sweet, people think I'm older than I am! I did it for like 5 years. Maybe. I just type a lot, and I have big hands to begin with. And big feet. Know what that means?

I don't care how big your feet or hands are...but I don't believe for one minute that you've only done it for 5 years...unless you're 13...even then you'd be a late bloomer for a little wash and wax.
 

F1N3ST

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I don't care how big your feet or hands are...but I don't believe for one minute that you've only done it for 5 years...unless you're 13...even then you'd be a late bloomer for a little wash and wax.

18, I've had a girlfriend who seems to like having sex a LOT.

EDIT: Fine....maybe 7 years.

It's been like 2 months since I last have. D:
 
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Sho'Nuff

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18, I've had a girlfriend who seems to like having sex a LOT.

EDIT: Fine....maybe 7 years.

It's been like 2 months since I last have. D:

You're male, and a teenager? Sorry but I gotta call shens on your whole post. Does your "girlfriend" wipe your bum for you to? :) . . . D: . . . :) . . . . nah . . . definitely D:

What do you think Vanilla? "Yeah Boi!" See? Even Ice thinks your yankin the twig an berries every other day. And Ice is never wrong. Everyone knows this.
 
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F1N3ST

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You're male, and a teenager? Sorry but I gotta call shens on your whole post.

Does your "girlfriend" wipe your bum for you to? :) . . . D: . . . :) . . . . nah . . . definitely D:

No, but she helps me take showers sometimes.

Shens on what? Lol.
 

rivan

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Sweet, people think I'm older than I am! I did it for like 5 years. Maybe. I just type a lot, and I have big hands to begin with. And big feet. Know what that means?

Big gloves. And big socks.
 
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