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Greta Van Susteren is a Scientologist!!!???!!?!



<< why is her smile so freaky? What's wrong with her mouth? >>



There are thetans stuck to her teeth (and also stuck up her ass).
 
<< why is her smile so freaky? What's wrong with her mouth? >>...

are you serious? what the hell is a thetan?
 


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<< which explains why his movies completely suck >>


Yeah, Pulp Fiction was horrible. :disgust:
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<sigh>

Battlefield Earth?
Broken Arrow?
Michael?
Swordfish?
Face Off?

Yuck!
 


<< << why is her smile so freaky? What's wrong with her mouth? >>...

are you serious? what the hell is a thetan?
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According to Scientology, our bodies are covered with invisible aliens called Thetans. Thetans stick to us and cause pain and suffering and depression and bad luck and bad health and so on and so forth.

The only way to get rid of Thetans is to give Scientologists money. When you give money to Scientologists, expert Scientologists "audit" you and "clear" you of Thetans. Auditing consists of making you touch a lightly modded lie detector so that a weak electric current runs through your body. This supposedly "clears" you of Thetans. They also make you do lots of word exercises and tell you chapter upon chapter of a horrible and unimaginative science-fiction story involving enslaved Thetans and an intergalactic dictator called Xenu and lots of violence. This whole procedure is called "auditing".

As you can see, GVS still has a lot of Thetans to clear.
 
Greta Van Susteren is a Scientologist!!!???!!?!

Ah! I knew there was a reason I disliked her -- now I can hate her! Freaks.
 
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