greg oden is 20 years old? gtfo

[Nitemare]

hmmmm

Durant or an old man

I wonder who any intelligent NBA owner would pick if they had a choice...

 

[bladder23]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
hmmmm

Durant or an old man

I wonder who any intelligent NBA owner would pick if they had a choice...

pshhh, he cant even bench 185

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I'd demand they cut him in half and look at the growth rings.

 

[Pocatello]

I wonder what he will look like at 30.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: bladder23

Originally posted by: Nitemare
hmmmm

Durant or an old man

I wonder who any intelligent NBA owner would pick if they had a choice...

pshhh, he cant even bench 185

I'd rather have points on the scoreboard, hard to muscle down jump shots ya know

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I'd demand they cut him in half and look at the growth rings.

:thumbsup:

Clearly this would be the best way.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: bladder23

Originally posted by: Nitemare
hmmmm

Durant or an old man

I wonder who any intelligent NBA owner would pick if they had a choice...

pshhh, he cant even bench 185

lol,

There are a lot of guys who can bench press 300 pounds in the NBA who couldn't play dead in a cowboy movie.

 

[daveymark]

he will look exactly the same at 80. the blacks don't seem to look like they grow old. e.g. denzel is 53

the only giveaway would be hair color

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: daveymark
he will look exactly the same at 80. the blacks don't seem to look like they grow old. e.g. denzel is 53

the only giveaway would be hair color

They say this about asians, latinos, etc too. It's really not true and just something people notice when noticing extraordinary people.

My wife is Japanese, looks 20ish, is almost double that. I have seen a lot of younger japanese people that look older than her.

IMHO it has to do with more of knowing what the people you are used to looking like as they get older.

If this guy is really 20, he hammered some fierce crack cocaine or something.

 

[destrekor]

he's also a soft-spoken giant.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
cocaine is a hellaofa drug

Tell us about it.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: bladder23

Originally posted by: Nitemare
hmmmm

Durant or an old man

I wonder who any intelligent NBA owner would pick if they had a choice...

pshhh, he cant even bench 185

Who cares what he can bench. He's not playing football.