greg oden is 20 years old? gtfo

[BlahBlahYouToo]

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he looks at least 40.

 

[Safeway]

I would say 34 to 36. Not at least 40. But fuckign 20?! No way.

 

[Q]

I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Wow, that's crazy.

 

[Nitemare]

that's in cave man years. It translates to 36 in human years

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
that's in cave man years. It translates to 36 in human years

No, that's in leap years. He is really 80.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

 

[bladder23]

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/23/239731.jpg

 

[ChaoZ]

Holy shit. Has he been taking some old people pills or something?

 

[bladder23]

Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo

he looks at least 40.

he is. His parents have been keeping him in hiding for like 20 years, so he's actually 40. His parents just wanted him to dominate high school b-ball

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I would too, seems like birth certs could be faked, they don't look very hard to do.

I'd demand to see his Facebook or something.

 

[Mo0o]

Here's my theory:

Had an uninspiring run at some tiny junior college, decided he should take a mulligan so went back to high school and did it all over again except he's 8 older tha everyone else.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I would too, seems like birth certs could be faked, they don't look very hard to do.

I'd demand to see his Facebook or something.

Facebook is certainly the only legitimate form of ID :thumbsup:

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I would too, seems like birth certs could be faked, they don't look very hard to do.

I'd demand to see his Facebook or something.

Facebook is certainly the only legitimate form of ID :thumbsup:

Of course, you didn't know how old I was until Facebook

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I would too, seems like birth certs could be faked, they don't look very hard to do.

I'd demand to see his Facebook or something.

Facebook is certainly the only legitimate form of ID :thumbsup:

Of course, you didn't know how old I was until Facebook

So see, it all works out in the end. Nobody could possibly lie on a social network .

But to get back on topic, that guy looks ridiculously old. Somebody should facebook him.

 

[Gothgar]

cocaine is a hellaofa drug

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I would too, seems like birth certs could be faked, they don't look very hard to do.

I'd demand to see his Facebook or something.

Facebook is certainly the only legitimate form of ID :thumbsup:

Of course, you didn't know how old I was until Facebook

So see, it all works out in the end. Nobody could possibly lie on a social network .

But to get back on topic, that guy looks ridiculously old.

I am getting confused. (I was only kidding about the facebook thing)

Anyway, here a a pic of him when he was in high school maybe?
http://www.gregodenonline.com/images/greg-oden-5.jpg

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
I thought everyone knew this? Apparently when he played AAU, his mom had to carry around his birth certificate b/c nobody believed he was under 18.

I'd still demand to see a second form of identification.

I would too, seems like birth certs could be faked, they don't look very hard to do.

I'd demand to see his Facebook or something.

Facebook is certainly the only legitimate form of ID :thumbsup:

Of course, you didn't know how old I was until Facebook

So see, it all works out in the end. Nobody could possibly lie on a social network .

But to get back on topic, that guy looks ridiculously old.

I am getting confused. (I was only kidding about the facebook thing)

Anyway, here a a pic of him when he was in high school maybe?
http://www.gregodenonline.com/images/greg-oden-5.jpg

I was getting a little confusing too.

He looks like he could be maybe in his 20's there. Wth. Has he got progeria but in giant form?

 

[Q]

Haha, look at what I found on facebook when searching for him.

http://presby.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224151460

Not sure if that link will work since it's on my network. Let me know.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Quintox
Haha, look at what I found on facebook when searching for him.

http://presby.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224151460

Not sure if that link will work since it's on my network. Let me know.

Oh wow. That's hilarious:laugh:

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
Haha, look at what I found on facebook when searching for him.

http://presby.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224151460

Not sure if that link will work since it's on my network. Let me know.

Oh wow. That's hilarious:laugh:

I joined

To those who don't have facebook, this image pretty much tells the story:
Click

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
Haha, look at what I found on facebook when searching for him.

http://presby.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224151460

Not sure if that link will work since it's on my network. Let me know.

Oh wow. That's hilarious:laugh:

I joined

To those who don't have facebook, this image pretty much tells the story:
Click

I can't help it, I did too.

Thanks for the link Quintox

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
Haha, look at what I found on facebook when searching for him.

http://presby.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224151460

Not sure if that link will work since it's on my network. Let me know.

Oh wow. That's hilarious:laugh:

I joined

To those who don't have facebook, this image pretty much tells the story:
Click

I can't help it, I did too.

Thanks for the link Quintox

:thumbsup:

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
Haha, look at what I found on facebook when searching for him.

http://presby.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224151460

Not sure if that link will work since it's on my network. Let me know.

Oh wow. That's hilarious:laugh:

I joined

To those who don't have facebook, this image pretty much tells the story:
Click

I don't really get it, but the pic on the left is hilarious.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Quintox
Haha, look at what I found on facebook when searching for him.

http://presby.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2224151460

Not sure if that link will work since it's on my network. Let me know.

Oh wow. That's hilarious:laugh:

I joined

To those who don't have facebook, this image pretty much tells the story:
Click

I don't really get it, but the pic on the left is hilarious.

The facebook group is called "Greg Oden is Lebron James's Dad"