Greatest "Dear Abby" ever

[Phokus]

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fianc?e's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.
She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.

He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good
kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fianc?e' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I Keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

 

[HappyPuppy]

R

 

[Soybomb]

And what was the response from abby?

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Soybomb
And what was the response from abby?

Theres was no response. It was on the Hall of fame part on their listings. Just posted them up as their favorite letters

 

[narzy]

link

 

[Mill]

Phokus the liberal has REPOST!!!!!!!!

 

[777php]

Engaging!

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Millenium
Phokus the liberal has REPOST!!!!!!!!

Millenium the idiot is a) A repost nazi and b) doesn't know wtf he's talking about when he calls me 'liberal'.

 

[Lucky]

It was on the Hall of fame part on their listings. Just posted them up as their favorite letters

Link?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Millenium
Phokus the liberal has REPOST!!!!!!!!

Millenium the idiot is a) A repost nazi and b) doesn't know wtf he's talking about when he calls me 'liberal'.

If you would have done a simple search for abby the post would have popped up. I rarely post when something was a repost. I still think so lowly of you for the 9-11 link that I like to bust your balls if you have them. If you are not a liberal what are you? An asshat?

 

[Stallion]

heard it on the radio yesterday morning. Still funny though.

 

[TekViper]

phunny

 

[mithrandir2001]

Originally posted by: Millenium
If you are not a liberal what are you? An asshat?

He's Libertarian. Democrats and Republicans are asshats.

 

[Scarpozzi]

LOL....that is pretty funny. What would have been better is if he asked the 'father-in-law' to be to move out of the way so he could get in his car.... That would have been great.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: mithrandir2001

Originally posted by: Millenium
If you are not a liberal what are you? An asshat?

He's Libertarian. Democrats and Republicans are asshats.

He may call himself a Libertarian, but as the old saying goes, "if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...".

ZV

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: mithrandir2001

Originally posted by: Millenium
If you are not a liberal what are you? An asshat?

He's Libertarian. Democrats and Republicans are asshats.

He may call himself a Libertarian, but as the old saying goes, "if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...".

ZV

... it's a baboon.