Greatest Complaint Letter Ever

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: deftron
I made it to

"Dear"



...got cliffs?

Cliffs:

if you're too lazy to read a joke, you don't deserve to laugh...ever again.

 

[mitmot]

Originally posted by: MBentz
If you dont take the time to read that beautiful piece of literature, go end yourself... now. That was the best letter of all time.

:thumbsup:

 

[arcas]

"highly skilled bollock jugglers"
"useless shower of bastards "
"filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy"
"holy piss-pot of god-awful customer relations"

Pure British comedy, right there. If nothing else, English is a colorful (err...colourful) language

I'm going to have to remember the 'shower of bastards' meme next time I write a complaint letter.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: deftron
I made it to

"Dear"



...got cliffs?

Cliffs:

if you're too lazy to read a joke, you don't deserve to laugh...ever again.

I guess I'm lazy too then since I refuse to read this joke.

 

[DivideBYZero]

It took me 7 months to wring £78 pounds (about $140) that they owed me out of these fvcks. NTL suck and all the bile you see in that letter has to be from a true subscriber.

It is also older than sub-glacial rock formations.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: deftron
I made it to

"Dear"



...got cliffs?

Sure:

I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles for a few minutes