GREAT!!!

Rogue

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I'm staying in a Holiday Inn Express and the couple in the adjoining room decide to play porn stars for the night. The chick is absolutely screaming at the top of her lungs all of the typical "OH GOD, OH YES, OH GOD" lines. I haven't seen the couple so I can't get pics and I can't say what they look like, but I absolutely hope that the dude isn't taking Viagra because they've already been very loud at least three times about 20 minutes apart. One more week to go here in this hotel, just one more week.....
 

NoToRiOuS1

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ask them if you can join in the fun...it'll make the time go by much faster.
if they're both fugly..then get drunk before going over.

edit: ROFLMAO i love you ATOT. i like how some people just seem to be on the same wavelenght.
 

Rogue

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Ummmm....no. There's this thing called marriage I agreed to and will adhere to 100%. If anyone lives nearby, I can point them in the right direction to assist my noisy neighbors.
 

Frost Byte

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Last time that happened in a college dorm, we blasted our own porn. I have a kickass PC sound system so it completely shook the whole wall.

My roommate and I were dying laughing.
 

Rogue

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Is it possible that it actually is a pr0no playing?

Nope, I thought that too, but it's the real deal. They got done (at least the "OH GOD, OH YES" $hit stopped) and then I heard the door open and an ice bucket fill up using the ice machine outside my door.
 

ajf3

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Admit it - you ran to the peephole to see what she looked like right?
 

minendo

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Originally posted by: Rogue
Ummmm....no. There's this thing called marriage I agreed to and will adhere to 100%. If anyone lives nearby, I can point them in the right direction to assist my noisy neighbors.

You don't have to be serious when asking to join in.

What the wife doesn't know can't hurt her.
 

Rogue

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Originally posted by: ajf3
Admit it - you ran to the peephole to see what she looked like right?

You know, honestly, I never even paid attention to whether or not there's a peephole on my door. Also, they've pissed me off enough by how loud they have been that I've already resigned myself to them being butt ass ugly. It's the only way to survive this.
 

brigden

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Give me the number of the Holiday Inn, your name, and your room number. I'll call the desk and get you a new room and a discount.
 

PHiuR

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1. move rooms
2.most of you guys wouldn't go over and ask to join. you guys don't have the balls too. I don't either.