great read for anyone who thinks they aren't getting enough from the wife

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: sward666

Great read. The sad thing is that there are people who really feel this way, and one doesn't wonder if that's not the official position of the Catholic Church...

Nah, the official position of the Catholic Church is missionary. Everybody knows that.

haha

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
I believe it is fake, based on the wording. A rather poor job actually.

I agree.

 

[AbsolutZero]

Interesting

<-- Bans wife from reading ATOT for the rest of the night

 

[bbkat]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
If he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head slightly so
that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If he attempts to kiss
her hand, she should make a fist. If he lifts her gown and attempts to
kiss her anyplace else she should quickly pull the gown back in place,
spring from the bed, and announce that nature calls her to the toilet.
This will generally dampen his desire to kiss in the forbidden territory.

Whoa, I would have been considered a harlot back then.

wanna go out?

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I have the same issues with it that Snopes does, the wording doesn't strike me as right. Plus, I suspect in 1894 a moderately educated person would not have used "insure" instead of "ensure."

Viper GTS

Me too Steve.