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A wise bride will make it the goal never to allow her husband to see her
unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed body to
her. Sex, when it cannot be prevented, should be practiced only in total
darkness. Many women have found it useful to have thick cotton
nightgowns for themselves and pajamas for their husbands. These
should be donned in separate rooms. They need not be removed
during the sex act. Thus, a minimum of flesh is exposed.
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For the love of God, where the hell is my Mossburg 12 G model 590 street sweeper shotgun.
 
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If he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head slightly so
that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If he attempts to kiss
her hand, she should make a fist. If he lifts her gown and attempts to
kiss her anyplace else she should quickly pull the gown back in place,
spring from the bed, and announce that nature calls her to the toilet.
This will generally dampen his desire to kiss in the forbidden territory.

Whoa, I would have been considered a harlot back then. :p
 
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One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact that
the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have been
working together all through his life to instill in him a deep sense of
guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes to the marriage
couch apologetically and filled with shame, already half cowed and
subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and relentlessly
pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate completely her
husband's desire for sexual expression.
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Great read. The sad thing is that there are people who really feel this way, and one doesn't wonder if that's not the official position of the Catholic Church...
 
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Great read. The sad thing is that there are people who really feel this way, and one doesn't wonder if that's not the official position of the Catholic Church...
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Nah, the official position of the Catholic Church is missionary. Everybody knows that.
 
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I have the same issues with it that Snopes does, the wording doesn't strike me as right. Plus, I suspect in 1894 a moderately educated person would not have used "insure" instead of "ensure."

Viper GTS
 
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haha, i didn't know it was fake, that's even more awesome cause my english teacher read it in class
 
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Originally posted by: GirlFriday
If he attempts to kiss her on the lips she should turn her head slightly so
that the kiss falls harmlessly on her cheek instead. If he attempts to kiss
her hand, she should make a fist. If he lifts her gown and attempts to
kiss her anyplace else she should quickly pull the gown back in place,
spring from the bed, and announce that nature calls her to the toilet.
This will generally dampen his desire to kiss in the forbidden territory.

Whoa, I would have been considered a harlot back then. :p
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i dont think this is real... they didnt have toilets back then, did they?
 
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Originally posted by: Siva
haha, i didn't know it was fake, that's even more awesome cause my english teacher read it in class
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It's not that it IS fake, there is no way to tell really.

But the way it is worded makes it unlikely that it was written in the time period it is attributed to.

Viper GTS
 
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Fake or not, the sad thing is that its how people thought back then. Ladies didn't enjoy sex, period. Only prostitutes and loose women did.

Ugh, I would have been sent to a convent. :p
 
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Just as she should be ever alert to keep the quantity of sex as low as
possible, the wise bride will pay equal attention to limiting the kind and
degree of sexual contacts. Most men are by nature rather perverted, and
if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most
revolting practices. These practices include among others performing
the normal act in abnormal positions; mouthing the female body; and
offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn.
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LMFAO
 
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She should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an excuse to deny him sexual access.
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lol I love that part :D
 
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AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: GirlFriday
Fake or not, the sad thing is that its how people thought back then. Ladies didn't enjoy sex, period. Only prostitutes and loose women did.
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Popular misconception. If you go through the literature of the time, you'll find it untrue. And this is a farce, IIRC, should be something about it on Snopes.com
 
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GirlFriday - I doubt that you would be able to back up your "only loose women" enjoyed sex back then statement if you did a little research. There's a huge difference between what was preached to be proper (and the probably fake passage from the link isn't really close) and what actually went on.

Michael (who has done lots of Middle Ages research and was on a Victorian Age kick for a while in his early 20's ....)
 
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I believe it is fake, based on the wording. A rather poor job actually.
 
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I thought that said 1984 for a second and it tripped me out. If this is any indication of the frigidity (or literacy) of women in that era, I'm thankful for not having had to endure it. :)
 
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