Great idea!

Zysoclaplem

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I began to wonder how much jello it would take to render the Great Lakes delicious?
The approximiate mixture is one packet per two cups of water...and one of those cups has to be boiled or else the jello would not solidify.
This is a big project and would require billions in tax payer money, but I think in the end, the good will greatly outweigh the bad.
What you would have to do is section off the lake into pieces. A pump would have to be built that could not only pump the water, but mix the Jello. The pump would continuously pump and boil fresh water and mix, while what was mixed would be pumped back in.
Once you reach half, you move on to the next section.
I'm not quite sure how the stirring would work. I figure if we are going to grant amnesty to the illegal aliens living in the US, they should be made to do community service to gain their citizenship. If perhaps that community service would say, be to stir the Great Lakes, I think that should count towards their hours.
In about 10-20 years, when the project is through, we could all come together and say that we were a part of turning the Great Lakes into a delicious dessert for years to come.


Who is with me?

 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm in if it's green jello

I was thinking we could do more than one color. But green will be used.
Just imagine the look on the face of all those fish and wildlife when they find themselves rendered immobile by a delicious gelatin snack.
It will be great.
 

K1052

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Since that is my water supply, I vote no.

......unless maybe you make it into a giant jello shot (preferably served by hot strippers directly to my door).
 

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What happens to the fish and other marine wildlife when you boil the water?
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm in if it's green jello

I was thinking we could do more than one color. But green will be used.
Just imagine the look on the face of all those fish and wildlife when they find themselves rendered immobile by a delicious gelatin snack.
It will be great.

imagine all of those animals pissing and sh!tting in/on your wonderful gelatinous snack. not to mention all of the bugs and other nasty stuff that would make its way into it.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm in if it's green jello

I was thinking we could do more than one color. But green will be used.
Just imagine the look on the face of all those fish and wildlife when they find themselves rendered immobile by a delicious gelatin snack.
It will be great.

imagine all of those animals pissing and sh!tting in/on your wonderful gelatinous snack. not to mention all of the bugs and other nasty stuff that would make its way into it.

Oh please imagine how many bugs and other crushed things are in the food you eat everyday...lol.
It's Jello!
Can you imagine diving into that much Jello? Yeah, the chances you would die are pretty high, but, it's fvcking jello. You would die happy.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Abel007
What happens to the fish and other marine wildlife when you boil the water?

There would be a filter. They would not get boiled. Only half of the water would boil and not all at the same time.
Im sure something might live. Regardless, it's Jello!
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: K1052
Since that is my water supply, I vote no.

......unless maybe you make it into a giant jello shot (preferably served by hot strippers directly to my door).

If strippers covered in Jello made with the water from the Great Lakes is what you want, then by God strippers covered in Jello made with the water from the Great Lakes is what you get!
 

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm in if it's green jello

I was thinking we could do more than one color. But green will be used.
Just imagine the look on the face of all those fish and wildlife when they find themselves rendered immobile by a delicious gelatin snack.
It will be great.

imagine all of those animals pissing and sh!tting in/on your wonderful gelatinous snack. not to mention all of the bugs and other nasty stuff that would make its way into it.

Oh please imagine how many bugs and other crushed things are in the food you eat everyday...lol.
It's Jello!
Can you imagine diving into that much Jello? Yeah, the chances you would die are pretty high, but, it's fvcking jello. You would die happy.

For more diving fun: why not do it in your pool, like those guys did something similar in Brainiacs, with Richard Hammond, of the fame of TF
 

kranky

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Worthy of consideration, but I'm still partial to Citrix's idea for frozen toast from a while ago.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm in if it's green jello

I was thinking we could do more than one color. But green will be used.
Just imagine the look on the face of all those fish and wildlife when they find themselves rendered immobile by a delicious gelatin snack.
It will be great.

imagine all of those animals pissing and sh!tting in/on your wonderful gelatinous snack. not to mention all of the bugs and other nasty stuff that would make its way into it.

Oh please imagine how many bugs and other crushed things are in the food you eat everyday...lol.
It's Jello!
Can you imagine diving into that much Jello? Yeah, the chances you would die are pretty high, but, it's fvcking jello. You would die happy.

 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: logic1485
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm in if it's green jello

I was thinking we could do more than one color. But green will be used.
Just imagine the look on the face of all those fish and wildlife when they find themselves rendered immobile by a delicious gelatin snack.
It will be great.

imagine all of those animals pissing and sh!tting in/on your wonderful gelatinous snack. not to mention all of the bugs and other nasty stuff that would make its way into it.

Oh please imagine how many bugs and other crushed things are in the food you eat everyday...lol.
It's Jello!
Can you imagine diving into that much Jello? Yeah, the chances you would die are pretty high, but, it's fvcking jello. You would die happy.

For more diving fun: why not do it in your pool, like those guys did something similar in Brainiacs, with Richard Hammond, of the fame of TF

Hey, if I wanted to think small, I would make a pot for myself in my apartment.
I'm thinking about more than just myself, or my neighborhood. Well I am mostly thinking about myself, but I am also thinking of this great nation.
This great nation of patriots who know that the Great Lakes full of Jello is an idea, no, a testament, to the strength of our nation to pull together and say, "You know what? That's fresh water there buddy, and fresh water is meant for two things. Making Jello, and I forget what the other is."
This is something more than just filling a few enormous lakes with Gelatin. This is the heart and soul of the very notion of freedom.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i'm in if it's green jello

I was thinking we could do more than one color. But green will be used.
Just imagine the look on the face of all those fish and wildlife when they find themselves rendered immobile by a delicious gelatin snack.
It will be great.

imagine all of those animals pissing and sh!tting in/on your wonderful gelatinous snack. not to mention all of the bugs and other nasty stuff that would make its way into it.

Oh please imagine how many bugs and other crushed things are in the food you eat everyday...lol.
It's Jello!
Can you imagine diving into that much Jello? Yeah, the chances you would die are pretty high, but, it's fvcking jello. You would die happy.

If by f..., you meant fvcking gelatin dessert lover, you are right. I love my Jello.
 

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I'm in!!! There's always room for jello!!!

Yes!

Plus -- whoever said that animals would get suspened in it -- they'd be like fruit slices!
 
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Originally posted by: JDrake
Originally posted by: LoKe
It won't work unless you boil the water in order for the mixture to dissolve.
Wow didn't get past the 2nd line, did you?

He mentioned they'd need to be boiled, but not how he'd do it. It would be nearly impossible.