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Grasshopper Quote Thread

Grasshopper27

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Post your best quotes here!

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
~ Douglas Adams

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
~ Darth Vader

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
~ Galileo Galilei

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
~ Steven Wright

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
~ Mark Twain

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
~ Arthur C. Clarke

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
~ Doug MacLeod

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
~ Thomas Szasz

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details.
~ Albert Einstein
 

Mallow

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"cricket, cricket" O wait, I wasn't supposed to quote a grasshopper, grasshoper is a person, dur :p

"After all is said and done more is said than done."

Grasshopper: OMG, your account is 6 months old and you have 5000 posts? You get the king neffer award! That is like upwards of 30 posts a day! That isn't necessarily an insult but I'm impressed and this isn't a flame. I think I neff all the time and I only have around 2000!
 

nord1899

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759.
 
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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Post your best quotes here!

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
~ Douglas Adams


Black holes are where God divided by zero.
~ Steven Wright


I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
~ Doug MacLeod

my favorites of those

 

When I stand before thee at the day's end, thou shalt see my scars and know that I had my wounds and also my healing.
-Rabindranath Tagore
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Mallow
"cricket, cricket" O wait, I wasn't supposed to quote a grasshopper, grasshoper is a person, dur :p
Hey, you can quote me if ya want...

I have been known to make a few cricket sounds in my day. :D

Grasshopper: OMG, your account is 6 months old and you have 5000 posts? You get the king neffer award! That is like upwards of 30 posts a day! That isn't necessarily an insult but I'm impressed and this isn't a flame. I think I neff all the time and I only have around 2000!
Yea, well... Thumper doesn't keep me nearly busy enough. :p

: ) Hopper
 

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First you need only look: Notice and honor the radiance of Everything about you... Play in this universe. Tend All these shining things around you: The smallest plant, the creatures and objects in your care. Be gentle and nurture. Listen...
- Anne Hillman

The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be in reality what we would appear to be; all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice and experience of them.
- Socrates

...in this war morality, national solidarity, patriotism and the ideals of freedom, justice and human dignity had all slid off man like a rotten rag. We said that there is no crime that a man will not commit in order to save himself. And, having saved himself, he will commit crimes for increasingly trivial reasons; he will commit them first out of duty, then from habit, and finally--for pleasure. - Borowski

"Duelling was finally stopped by making it a common crime and debunking the aura of honor and chivalry which surrounded it. Let's try and do the same with war as an instrument of National Policy."
Colonel William Chanler, December 20th, 1944
 

Kyteland

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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -- Douglas Adams

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

Ignorance can be cured with Knowledge. Stupid is Forever

 

lilFajita

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
~ Douglas Adams

when people ask me what my favorite quote is, that's the one I use. Douglas Adams was the bomb. I love that series of books. Good choice, Grasshopper!
(/gushing)
 

SithSolo1

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Mallow
"cricket, cricket" O wait, I wasn't supposed to quote a grasshopper, grasshoper is a person, dur :p
Hey, you can quote me if ya want...

I have been known to make a few cricket sounds in my day. :D

Grasshopper: OMG, your account is 6 months old and you have 5000 posts? You get the king neffer award! That is like upwards of 30 posts a day! That isn't necessarily an insult but I'm impressed and this isn't a flame. I think I neff all the time and I only have around 2000!
Yea, well... Thumper doesn't keep me nearly busy enough. :p

: ) Hopper


How can Thumper not keep you busy? ;)
 

godmare

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"Laughter is the happiness of those who cannot think."
-Alexander Pope

I'm about 90% sure this is right (the quote), but it may be slightly off. Anyone confirm/refute this?
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: SithSolo1
How can Thumper not keep you busy? ;)
:)

She works two full time jobs, so we don't spend nearly as much time together as I wish we did.

I assure you that if she was here right now, I'd be playing with her and would leave you bums in a heartbeat! :D

: ) Hopper
 

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: SithSolo1
How can Thumper not keep you busy? ;)
:)

She works two full time jobs, so we don't spend nearly as much time together as I wish we did.

I assure you that if she was here right now, I'd be playing with her and would leave you bums in a heartbeat! :D

: ) Hopper

That's not what you told me last night! :disgust:
 

stebesplace

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ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach for example is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
 

Kev

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Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
 

zbalat

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

Ben Franklin
 

godmare

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"Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone."
-Ayn Rand

Bump for some more quotes!
 

exp

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Here's a selection of quotes, mostly science-related, that I appreciate. The Hubbard one is probably my absolute favorite...just because I've seen it confirmed so many times. :)

Francis Bacon

-They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they can see nothing but sea.
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Niels Bohr

-Every sentence I utter must be understood not as an affirmation, but as a question.

-The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth.

-We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
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Percy W. Bridgeman

-There is no adequate defense, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea.
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Marie Curie

-Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
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Charles Darwin

-Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

-A man who dares to waste an hour of life has not discovered the value of life. This means you, ATOTers!
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Albert Einstein

-No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.

-The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.

-The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

-The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

-Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.

-He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

-A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
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Enrico Fermi

-There are two possible outcomes: if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery.
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Richard P. Feynman

-I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

-Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.
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Galileo Galilei

-I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

-I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.

-You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.
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Stephen Jay Gould

-Nothing is more dangerous than a dogmatic worldview - nothing more constraining, more blinding to innovation, more destructive of openness to novelty.
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Stephen W. Hawking

-My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.

-I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
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Elbert G. Hubbard

-In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
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Thomas H. Huxley

-Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every conceived notion, follow humbly wherever and whatever abysses nature leads, or you will learn nothing.
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Margaret Mead

-Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Henry L. Mencken

-Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
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Louis Pasteur

-Chance favors the prepared mind.
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Carl Sagan

-I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.

The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there's little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides.

-A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
 

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Marie Curie

-Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Words to live by.