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Grasshopper - Just how dead is he when Thumper finds out?

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MercenaryForHire

Lifer
I can't believe some of the stuff you put up ... just your commentary in the "Sex" thread ... :Q

So ... how dead is he? And how long till Thumper finds out? 😀

Any other AT couples here? I know Skoorb & MrsSkoorb for sure. 😛

And has anyone ... *gasp* ... become couples AFTER meeting each other on AT? 😛

- M4H
 
Hehehehe I'd love a front row seat when Thumper finds out, hahaha one squished Grasshopper coming right up !!
 
And has anyone ... *gasp* ... become couples AFTER meeting each other on AT?
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Couples of what? We already know the girl to guy ratio on here is pretty sad....so don't ask questions you might not REALLY want the answer to. :Q
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
And has anyone ... *gasp* ... become couples AFTER meeting each other on AT?
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Couples of what? We already know the girl to guy ratio on here is pretty sad....so don't ask questions you might not REALLY want the answer to. :Q
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What's wrong with sheep?
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Hehehehe I'd love a front row seat when Thumper finds out, hahaha one squished Grasshopper coming right up !!
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I'm already selling advance tickets. 😀

/waits for Grasshopper to enter the thread

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: murphy55d
Originally posted by: RossMAN
WTF is Thumper? I don't get it.
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I'm sort of lost here too.
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Haven't you guys ever seen any of his posts?

Look at his sig. 🙂 Then do a search for posts by him in OT with the keyword "Thumper"

/wonders if Thumper is a taken nick ...

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: RossMAN
WTF is Thumper? I don't get it.
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His fine lady friend.
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Ah I see, I still don't get it though.
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Thumper is his girlfriend and he is very open about their sex life on here. As far as I know, she does not use computers and thus is not a member of ATOT.
 
Assuming he's being honest, I don't know how any woman would take his comments as anything other than sweet.

I flipped through the sex thread and he was talking about how he just liked having her being there. It's just a very sweet thing to say. Nothing incriminating.
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Assuming he's being honest, I don't know how any woman would take his comments as anything other than sweet.
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Can we get a women's opinion on this? 😀

Considering the 98% male content of AT, I don't think any women would be comfortable with having her sex life discussed in that kind of detail. 😛

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Assuming he's being honest, I don't know how any woman would take his comments as anything other than sweet.
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Can we get a women's opinion on this? 😀

Considering the 98% male content of AT, I don't think any women would be comfortable with having her sex life discussed in that kind of detail. 😛

- M4H
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Ding,ding !! we have a winner !!! 🙂

 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can't believe some of the stuff you put up ... just your commentary in the "Sex" thread ... :Q

So ... how dead is he?
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And, since it seems that Thumper doesn't use computers much, how dead is the person who tells her when grasshopper finds out who it was? 😛

Nate
 
Originally posted by: NTB
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I can't believe some of the stuff you put up ... just your commentary in the "Sex" thread ... :Q

So ... how dead is he?
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And, since it seems that Thumper doesn't use computers much, how dead is the person who tells her when grasshopper finds out who it was? 😛

Nate
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He won't be doning much of anything when Thumper's done kicking his butt !! 🙂
 
Originally posted by: NTB
And, since it seems that Thumper doesn't use computers much, how dead is the person who tells her when grasshopper finds out who it was? 😛

Nate
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*gasp* :Q who would do something as purely evil as that ... who would possibly do that ... and sell tickets to the show ... and ...

Oh. Crap.

😀

- M4H
 
I imagine most people (even chicks) would like to brag about a great sex life, but don't because they wonder what people will say/thing. An online forum is a great place to talk about it, because you can remain as anonymous as you want.

Regardless, I think Grasshopper himself has said that Thumper would kick his ass to the curb if she ever found out about ATOT.
 
Originally posted by: lilFajita
I imagine most people (even chicks) would like to brag about a great sex life, but don't because they wonder what people will say/thing. An online forum is a great place to talk about it, because you can remain as anonymous as you want.

Regardless, I think Grasshopper himself has said that Thumper would kick his ass to the curb if she ever found out about ATOT.
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Anonymous? Here?

Bah. Given time, you can dig up a nice Who's Who of AT with little trouble, I'd bet. And if you're a Mod, well ... 😛

I'd think an online forum would be the worst place to talk about it. You'll get bombarded with requests for "PICS?" - and even if not, it's a massively male board. It's the equivalent of locker-room wang-waggling at that level. :Q

"If I ever become locker-room talk, it's over" - one of M4H's lady friends to her boyfriend
(back me up on this one ladies ... 😛)

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Anonymous? Here?

Bah. Given time, you can dig up a nice Who's Who of AT with little trouble, I'd bet. And if you're a Mod, well ... 😛

I'd think an online forum would be the worst place to talk about it. You'll get bombarded with requests for "PICS?" - and even if not, it's a massively male board. It's the equivalent of locker-room wang-waggling at that level. :Q

"If I ever become locker-room talk, it's over" - one of M4H's lady friends to her boyfriend
(back me up on this one ladies ... 😛)

- M4H
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hmm, guess I'm different. If someone wanted to try real hard, I guess they could figure it out, but I just find that unlikely unless you had a clue already (besides the omnipresent mods, of course 😛) People generally seem to respect people's wishes on anonimity. Am I wrong?

sure, you get the requests for pics, but in the end, if you dont' want to, you don't post 'em. 😕

yea, I'm sure I'd be bothered if I were a girlfriend and my boy was chatting with his buddies about bedroom life, cause I would have to look them in the face the next day, knowin that they know. I just think its different here. if i had a sex life, I imagine I'd be open....but alas, the "if", and thus the non-exisitent 😉😛

edit: clarification 🙂
 
Originally posted by: lilFajita
I imagine most people (even chicks) would like to brag about a great sex life, but don't because they wonder what people will say/thing. An online forum is a great place to talk about it, because you can remain as anonymous as you want.

Regardless, I think Grasshopper himself has said that Thumper would kick his ass to the curb if she ever found out about ATOT.
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Actually I'd rather spend my energy and time having sex rather than bragging about it here. And yeah,any dude
who is posting such stuff should get his butt whipped 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: lilFajita
I imagine most people (even chicks) would like to brag about a great sex life, but don't because they wonder what people will say/thing. An online forum is a great place to talk about it, because you can remain as anonymous as you want.

Regardless, I think Grasshopper himself has said that Thumper would kick his ass to the curb if she ever found out about ATOT.
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Actually I'd rather spend my energy and time having sex rather than bragging about it here. And yeah,any dude
who is posting such stuff should get his butt whipped 🙂
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Has anyone ever seen/spoken to Thumper? Might well be an imaginary gf...
Hell, most of the guys here wouldn't be abe to get a bf by walking naked into a gay bar!
 
If Thumper ever finds out Grasshopper is the biggest beatdown ever 😛. The only thing that can save
him are the nice sweet comments about their relationships.

 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: lilFajita
I imagine most people (even chicks) would like to brag about a great sex life, but don't because they wonder what people will say/thing. An online forum is a great place to talk about it, because you can remain as anonymous as you want.

Regardless, I think Grasshopper himself has said that Thumper would kick his ass to the curb if she ever found out about ATOT.
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Actually I'd rather spend my energy and time having sex rather than bragging about it here. And yeah,any dude
who is posting such stuff should get his butt whipped 🙂
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/hits post button
Yeah, so Geekbabe and I were just sitting down to
/closes browser window

...

/hits post button
Wow, she just tackles me right off the chair when I was in the middle of ty
/AT session times out

...


/hits post button
Please, God help me. She won't stop. I can't keep this up for much lo-
/Connection reset by peer

Oh, I'm so dead for posting that. 😀

- M4H
 
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