"Grab your nunchucks and your dad's car, I know where we can get a gun"

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.

Morons.

 

[flyboy84]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: K1052
I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.

Morons.

Bravo!

 

[Buck Armstrong]

Originally posted by: Nik
SALAH! I SAID NO CAMELS AND THAT'S FIVE CAMELS! CAN'T YOU COUNT?!
-Indiana Jones

"You are named after the dog?"

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

Clark Griswold!

Man I love that movie!

 

[RaWrulez]

"I'm Pilot. I'm Fly"

 

[SuepaFly]

"I have a headache"

"Maybe its a tumor!"

"It's noooot a toooomaaar"

-Kindergarten Cop

 

[Proletariat]

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...."

 

[Rookie]

Originally posted by: Amused
I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh!t!

Where's the Tylenol?

Classic Griswold. :thumbsup:

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[Nohr]

"Help help!! I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody peasants!"

 

[SSP]

OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: lokiju
"Now we know his weakness: bullets."


Mindhunters

:thumbsup:

 

[SSP]

"Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's lovely human Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's lovely human Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! "

 

[boggsie]

Would you ever give a guy a foot massage?

 

[SilverThief]

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