Government DNA Database

[oiprocs]

The government wants this database so that the next time you throw a piece of trash out your car window, some little robot fucker will come out the side wall a la iRobot and collect that shit.

It will then be sent to the lab where it will be analyzed for DNA. Once they figure out it is you, they will air your name on the TV (probably FOX or the NASA channel) for a week in a section called "Fuckers Who Trash The Road".

After the week is over they'll come get you, put you in a court where the verdict is already decided (a la Saddam's trial), and leave you in jail for 6 months.

When you get out, you'll find your girlfriend/wife fucking a black basketball player.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
WHAT?

Edit:
YES! Stole A THREAD!

[/pwned]

Dammit... it moved me back.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
WHAT?

Edit:
YES! Stole A THREAD!

[/pwned]

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
WHAT?

Edit:
YES! Stole A THREAD!

[/pwned]

 

[Alone]

If only DNA tests were that cheap and easy.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
WHAT?

Edit:
YES! Stole A THREAD!

[/pwned]

I stole the original post momentarily, hence the new tagline, but it looks like I got bumped back to a reply post.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
WHAT?

Edit:
YES! Stole A THREAD!

[/pwned]

Dammit... it moved me back.

wtf

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
WHAT?

Edit:
YES! Stole A THREAD!

[/pwned]

Dammit... it moved me back.

wtf

That one wasn't a time warp... accidentally edited my post instead of replying.

 

[TehMac]

i herd u liek buttsecks.

 

[ballmode]

I dropped my fried chicken and it ran away

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: ballmode
I dropped my fried chicken and it ran away

?

 

[Skeeedunt]

robot fucker

 

[skace]

what the fuck is going on in this thread.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: skace
what the fuck is going on in this thread.

I have no fucking idea

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: skace
what the fuck is going on in this thread.

The government wants to have a national DNA database so that when you drop your fried chicken they can arrest the robot that tried to rape it.

 

[Cuda1447]

ROFL awesome time hack! I love it

 

[geno]

I'm here.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: ballmode
I dropped my fried chicken and it stole my bike.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: skace
what the fuck is going on in this thread.

The government wants to have a national DNA database so that when you drop your fried chicken they can arrest the robot that tried to rape it.

Exactly. This shit is real people. Believe it.

 

[BW86]

orly?

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: BW86
orly?

You think it's a crazy idea? Just look at the timewarp in this thread, it's fucking nuts.

 

[ballmode]

BAWK!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: scorpious
The government wants this database so that the next time you throw a piece of trash out your car window, some little robot fucker will come out the side wall a la iRobot and collect that shit.

It will then be sent to the lab where it will be analyzed for DNA. Once they figure out it is you, they will air your name on the TV (probably FOX or the NASA channel) for a week in a section called "Fuckers Who Trash The Road".

After the week is over they'll come get you, put you in a court where the verdict is already decided (a la Saddam's trial), and leave you in jail for 6 months.

When you get out, you'll find your girlfriend/wife fucking a black basketball player.

Good. I hate people who litter. Fuck them.