Gotta make sure you read the fine print

[Exterous]

I was reading my property insurance coverage exclusions and saw that "Discharge of a nuclear weapon shall be deemed a warlike act even if accidental." and "Warlike acts" are not covered. So if someone detonates a nuclear weapon close by it's possible I'll face some financial\housing issues.

 

[lxskllr]

What if I pepper your walls with arrows? How about an axe? I'm pretty sure I could completely raze any non masonry house built in the last 20 years with an axe.

 

[Spacehead]

So you went with 3rd rate coverage, eh?

 

[spacejamz]

wonder if Allstate's policy would consider that 'Mayhem'???

 

[BoomerD]

wonder if Allstate's policy would consider that 'Mayhem'???

That would make a great commercial...

 

[BarkingGhostar]

wonder if Allstate's policy would consider that 'Mayhem'???

Trump=Mayhem? Good question.

OP, who is your insurance provider?

 

[sandorski]

Sue anyway.

 

[Exterous]

What if I pepper your walls with arrows? How about an axe? I'm pretty sure I could completely raze any non masonry house built in the last 20 years with an axe.

That depends. If you do that as a member of a foreign or domestic army or as a terrorist I'm screwed. But I'm covered if you're mad that my grass is approaching township allowable height or slept with your wife

Trump=Mayhem? Good question.

OP, who is your insurance provider?

Not Allstate so I'm probably screwed

 

[IronWing]

dp for no apparent reason.

 

[IronWing]

That depends. If you do that as a member of a foreign or domestic army or as a terrorist I'm screwed. But I'm covered if you're mad that my grass is approaching township allowable height or slept with your wife

His wife's grass is well beyond the township allowable height.

 

[JEDIYoda]

His wife's grass is well beyond the township allowable height.

please get specific.....

 

[brianmanahan]

sorry man, not even a HO5 policy is gonna cover that

 

[JEDIYoda]

I wouldn`t worry to much about my home if a thermo nuclear warhead were to go off and say my homes location was ground zero.........we were taught in basic training that if you see a mushroom cloud on the horizon to bend over and grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye!

 

[DigDog]

pfft .. i mean, you're making it sound like, "if a bomb exploads in my back yard, i won't worry because i'll be dead". When you could just hide in your refrigerator.

Don't you have a refrigerator?

 

[brianmanahan]

pfft .. i mean, you're making it sound like, "if a bomb exploads in my back yard, i won't worry because i'll be dead". When you could just hide in your refrigerator.

Don't you have a refrigerator?

ah yes, nuke the fridge