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Got offered to be a pro wrestler today

TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
I got a message from a guy putting together some pro wrestling league in Pittsburgh offering training and sponsorship to join his league. Apparently he saw my pics on bodybuilding.com

Anyways, just thought this was funny as hell. Never happened to me before!
 
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
As in the fake wrestling style, or serious stuff?
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Um, you DO know that no one is going to ask you to be a greco roman wrestler just by your size alone, right? Those guys wrestle all the way from junior high.
 
Before you know it you'll be sliding your hand through a guys legs right above his crotch, angling him backward and waiting for a 3 count.
 
Originally posted by: Balt
We're gonna need to tune up that name of yours a bit first if you want to be a superstar. 😛
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True. In the world of pro-wrestlers, TallBill would just be Bill.
 
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: Balt
We're gonna need to tune up that name of yours a bit first if you want to be a superstar. 😛
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True. In the world of pro-wrestlers, TallBill would just be Bill.
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I think Goober would be a cool name.

"And in this corner, Goober the Snoozer!"
 
Originally posted by: obscenethistle
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: Balt
We're gonna need to tune up that name of yours a bit first if you want to be a superstar. 😛
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True. In the world of pro-wrestlers, TallBill would just be Bill.
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I think Goober would be a cool name.

"And in this corner, Goober the Snoozer!"
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It has a good ring. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: obscenethistle
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: Balt
We're gonna need to tune up that name of yours a bit first if you want to be a superstar. 😛
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True. In the world of pro-wrestlers, TallBill would just be Bill.
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I think Goober would be a cool name.

"And in this corner, Goober the Snoozer!"
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It has a good ring. 😉
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Nein, it's too loong.

Snooze Goober.
 
A mates mate use to be on his way to be a pro wrestler. He is a English guy and he did a few stints in the states! He was a right laugh and got A LOT of play being a English guy in America. He was pretty (for a English guy), 6'5, acted all regal and all of that. He looked pretty dam good in his wrestling etc.

DO IT mate!

Koing
 
Originally posted by: Koing
A mates mate use to be on his way to be a pro wrestler. He is a English guy and he did a few stints in the states! He was a right laugh and got A LOT of play being a English guy in America. He was pretty (for a English guy), 6'5, acted all regal and all of that. He looked pretty dam good in his wrestling etc.

DO IT mate!

Koing
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Can you translate that to English?


Thanks mate!
 
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
As in the fake wrestling style, or serious stuff?
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Um, you DO know that no one is going to ask you to be a greco roman wrestler just by your size alone, right? Those guys wrestle all the way from junior high.
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lol... TallBill in London 2012! Woot!
 
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Originally posted by: Koing
A mates mate use to be on his way to be a pro wrestler. He is a English guy and he did a few stints in the states! He was a right laugh and got A LOT of play being a English guy in America. He was pretty (for a English guy), 6'5, acted all regal and all of that. He looked pretty dam good in his wrestling etc.

DO IT mate!

Koing
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Can you translate that to English?


Thanks mate!
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sorry Koing but that was funny
 
Too-Tall Turd
Big Billy Beefcake
Meathead McStank
The Fluffer (your prop could be a fleshlight)


Oh...sorry. Thought this was a "give me a wrestling nickname" thread 😱
 
Yeah, I get offers like this all the time but my super model girlfriend doesn't approve. She thinks it is best to keep my $500,000 a year job instead. Also I have a big penis.
 
Originally posted by: Sedition
Yeah, I get offers like this all the time but my super model girlfriend doesn't approve. She thinks it is best to keep my $500,000 a year job instead. Also I have a big penis.
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lol, you think I'd make this shit up?
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: Sedition
Yeah, I get offers like this all the time but my super model girlfriend doesn't approve. She thinks it is best to keep my $500,000 a year job instead. Also I have a big penis.
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lol, you think I'd make this shit up?
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I believe you, it's not like you said Vince McManon asked you to headline the next Wrestlemania. You said you have some grappling experince so you probably have been subjected to some pain.

it's scripted, fake whatever ATOTers want to call it. But about a decade ago I wanted to be a pro wrestler. So I went to a local wrestling school. They give you the first day for free to see if you can even hang. I left after that day and never came back. All we ended up getting in was a maybe an hour of actual hip tosses and basic moves. I was in so much pain I knew I couldn't handle that kind of abuse day in and day out. There's a reason so many wrestlers are atticted to pain killers. You still feel the bumps, and they take a ton of them every match. I was not cut out to be a wrestler, if you're athletic enough and can withstand the punishment on your body you should go for it man. You only live once.
 
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