Got into first fight... over doughnuts?

Nahtzee

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Just thought ATOT would enjoy this story...

In my school's culinary couse, I have the pleasure of being forced to group with Guido's, football heads, and the like. Beyond the fake tans and dripping hair grease, these children have a bit' of a temper.

Our project was to make Apple cinnamon glazed doughnuts (healthy...). Usually, I'm assigned the "sanitation manager" position (just cleaning dishes) but today I decided to participate in cooking because I didn't want to get my shirt wet.

I told the group what I was going to be doing instead so they can discuss among themselves who was going to do the dishes and one of my group members strongly opposed this action, but I shrugged him off and continued making the glaze for the doughnuts.

At the end of the project, when all doughnuts were finished, there was still mounds of dishes needed to be done. (nobody had cleaned them) The period ended, I packed my share of doughnuts, and started heading out the door.

As soon as I was leaving, my bag of doughtnuts was slapped out of my hands on the floor by that same group mate that wasn't too happy earlier. He had said "hey lovely human, you better clean those dishes or we're going to get a bad grade". (ohh... to be a senior in high school...)

I replied "I had notified everyone in the group that I wasn't going to do the dishes today, and we're supposed to rotate kitchen duties that anyway. Instead of hitting on that anorexic orange fake piece of shit you call a "potential fuck", maybe you should've done them".

He then threw a doughnut at me (what the fuck?), so I grabbed him by the neck and threw him down. I then proceeded to punch him until I saw a satisfying amount of blood, got up, and walked away. The whole time while this was happening, his "friends" just sat and watch, and our teacher was in her office retrieving something.

I don't know why I did it, usually I'm the most docile and shy person in the room. I've never thought of actually attacking someone like that, but I was having a bad day (up until after beating him), and he acted like a douche at the wrong time.

Was this a bad thing to do?

P.S - Completely true story, I can post screenshots of some other peer's facebook status's commenting on the fight

P.S.S - Underneath the hipster glasses, skinny jeans, and overpriced burberry sweater, I guess I'm not that weak after all. Working 4x a week has actually payed off ^_^
 

Golgatha

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No, you did the right thing. However, now you get to learn how to watch your back constantly.
 

WelshBloke

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Doughnuts...Serious business.


Although I dont think anyones going to criticise you for kicking a Guidos arse.
 

blackdogdeek

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so, in a group setting, you dicatated to everyone else what would be your responsibility, didn't get the group's agreement on what everyone's responsibility was and then went ahead with your plan regardless of what the group thought?

did you at least first ask if it was ok if you did some of the cooking today instead?
 

WelshBloke

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so, in a group setting, you dicatated to everyone else what would be your responsibility, didn't get the group's agreement on what everyone's responsibility was and then went ahead with your plan regardless of what the group thought?

did you at least first ask if it was ok if you did some of the cooking today instead?

Fuck em, Guidos don't get an opinion.
 

Theb

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I would call shens, but I'm afraid to because OP sounds so tough.
 

Zeze

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Just as you generalized the whole group as 'guidos and football heads', you sound like a loner type who thinks he's superior than everyone (typical defense mechanism for loners).

I mean this. Reread what I just wrote and see how true that is.
 

Zeze

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P.S - Completely true story, I can post screenshots of some other peer's facebook status's commenting on the fight

P.S.S - Underneath the hipster glasses, skinny jeans, and overpriced burberry sweater, I guess I'm not that weak after all. Working 4x a week has actually payed off

Ahhh, to be young and stupid again..
 

bigrash

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I think the 1st half of the story is true. The 2nd half is what OP would have liked to happen if he had balls.
 

Zeze

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I think the 1st half of the story is true. The 2nd half is what OP would have liked to happen if he had balls.

He reads like a book. He's the type to fantasize the second half of his OP.

You have to watch these types, they're the ones that 'explode' one day and go postal on kids.
 

waggy

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this story is just proof that the OP will be a cop when he grows up. i mean who else would fight over a doughnut?