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It's a slight spin-off of this joke...

An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas
and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas
station. She forgot to put out the cigarette she was
smoking as she began to pump her gas, so she
flicked it away. A spark landed on her hand and
the gas nozzle. The old lady's arm caught fire.
In a feverish attempt to put out the fire, she
waved her arm up and down. A Police officer
was nearby, saw what was happening and fired
3 shots at the woman killing her instantly.
Shocked onlookers asked the officer why he
shot her. The officer said, "She was waving a firearm."
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Originally posted by: Mill
I was at a gas station in the rental truck I had while my car was being repaired. The truck has cloth seats, and has been shocking the hell out of me every time I get out of it. Well, I was grounding myself by touching the key to the side of the door, but I forgot this time. I reached for the handle at the gas pump, and flames shot out onto my arm and caught my sleeve on fire. I tried to take off the shirt and was basically throwing my arms up in the air trying to get it to go out. A Deputy Sheriff was pumping gas two pumps over, and he ran over and tackled me and put the fire out. I was charged with waving a firearm. 🙁
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hahah DIAF!
boooooo soo bad...
 
I thought you actually got arrested again Mill. I was thinking, man, he has bad luck with the law. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Mill
I was at a gas station in the rental truck I had while my car was being repaired. The truck has cloth seats, and has been shocking the hell out of me every time I get out of it. Well, I was grounding myself by touching the key to the side of the door, but I forgot this time. I reached for the handle at the gas pump, and flames shot out onto my arm and caught my sleeve on fire. I tried to take off the shirt and was basically throwing my arms up in the air trying to get it to go out. A Deputy Sheriff was pumping gas two pumps over, and he ran over and tackled me and put the fire out. I was charged with waving a firearm. 🙁
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The sentence is life without punrol!
 
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