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Got any bad jokes?

Throckmorton

Throckmorton

Lifer
My office is having a Xmas party tomorrow, and there is going to be a bad joke contest. The winner gets an iPod. The boss suggested finding them on the internet, but I that's not good enough. I need a REALLY REALLY corny joke. Corny enough that if you planted it you'd get aliens or dead baseball players landing in it. The kind of corny you can only find on ATOT. Please share your bad jokes!!
 
What'd the one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

-We better get some support here before they think we're nuts.
 
"Knock knock"
"whos there"
"nobody"
"Nobody who?"
(say nothing at all)

I always find knock knock jokes to be the most unfunny and corny of them all. That is just the one I remembered first.
 
An Iranian, a black man, a Jew, an Indian Help Desk outsourcee, a Portuguese slave trader, a French politican, and an Italian Deli clerk are put into a blender and served to a rich emperor in china.

He then ignites, has a heart attack, keels over, and dies.

Later it is found that he died of freedom and because his asshole caught fire.

edit: Also the cup was made of lead.
 
 
Two sausages are in a frying pan. The first sausage says to the second sausage, "Man it's hot in here!" the second sausage replies "AHHHHHHH a talking sausage!!!!"
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
An Iranian, a black man, a Jew, an Indian Help Desk outsourcee, a Portuguese slave trader, a French politican, and an Italian Deli clerk are put into a blender and served to a rich emperor in china.

He then ignites, has a heart attack, keels over, and dies.

Later it is found that he died of freedom and because his asshole caught fire.

edit: Also the cup was made of lead.
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*head asplodes*
 
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
An Iranian, a black man, a Jew, an Indian Help Desk outsourcee, a Portuguese slave trader, a French politican, and an Italian Deli clerk are put into a blender and served to a rich emperor in china.

He then ignites, has a heart attack, keels over, and dies.

Later it is found that he died of freedom and because his asshole caught fire.

edit: Also the cup was made of lead.
Click to expand...

*head asplodes*
Click to expand...

nah...it just caught fire...
 
Originally posted by: Narse
Two sausages are in a frying pan. The first sausage says to the second sausage, "Man it's hot in here!" the second sausage replies "AHHHHHHH a talking sausage!!!!"
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go with this one, you'll win for sure :thumbsup:
 
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