Got an interesting spam message today

[dudeman007]

Dear Friend,
I am friday uba, an Acount officer I am the personal accountant to Engr. Arthur Lakshmi, a national of your country who use to work with Shell development Company in Nigeria. Herein after shall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquires to your embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts to locate any member of his family, hence I contacted you.
I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit is lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about 11.5 Million-Dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for 4 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin so that we can share the money. 65% for me and 30% for you, while 5% will be used to offset all the expenses incurred in the course of this transaction including tax.
Therefore, if you are interested to execute this deal with me, kindly forward to me your private telephone/fax numbers to enable me submit them to the bank where my late client deposited his money.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me via my private email adress:uba20010@hotmail.com
Best regard,
Friday Uba

 

[Sphexi]

Wow. Are you new to the Intarnet? I get at least 2 or 3 of those a week.

 

[jagec]

:heart: Nigeria

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: jagec
:heart: Nigeria

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Wow. Are you new to the Intarnet? I get at least 2 or 3 of those a week.

Wow you're cool you have Leroy Jenkins in your signature.

Nobody cares about you. It wasn't posted to be some ground breaking article, it's just for fun.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: dudeman007

Dear Friend,
I am friday uba, an Acount officer I am the personal accountant to Engr. Arthur Lakshmi, a national of your country who use to work with Shell development Company in Nigeria. Herein after shall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquires to your embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts to locate any member of his family, hence I contacted you.
I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit is lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about 11.5 Million-Dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for 4 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin so that we can share the money. 65% for me and 30% for you, while 5% will be used to offset all the expenses incurred in the course of this transaction including tax.
Therefore, if you are interested to execute this deal with me, kindly forward to me your private telephone/fax numbers to enable me submit them to the bank where my late client deposited his money.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me via my private email adress:uba20010@hotmail.com
Best regard,
Friday Uba

You've been here since 2004 and you've never seen a variation of this kind of email posted before?

Was this really YOUR first time to even get one?

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: dudeman007

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Wow. Are you new to the Intarnet? I get at least 2 or 3 of those a week.

Wow you're cool you have Leroy Jenkins in your signature.

Nobody cares about you. It wasn't posted to be some ground breaking article, it's just for fun.

Yes, spam that everybody here gets on a weekly or daily basis and has been posted hundreds of times before is fun.

On second though, maybe this time it's for real. You should really go for it!

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: dudeman007

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Wow. Are you new to the Intarnet? I get at least 2 or 3 of those a week.

Wow you're cool you have Leroy Jenkins in your signature.

Nobody cares about you. It wasn't posted to be some ground breaking article, it's just for fun.

It was fun the 1st time, maybe the 2nd time too. After about 20 of these posted, where each of the OPs thought they were original, it gets boring.

Do us a favor, don't make any more threads ever. Most likely they will be reposts of some sort if you do.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: dudeman007

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Wow. Are you new to the Intarnet? I get at least 2 or 3 of those a week.

Wow you're cool you have Leroy Jenkins in your signature.

Nobody cares about you. It wasn't posted to be some ground breaking article, it's just for fun.

Yes, spam that everybody here gets on a weekly or daily basis and has been posted hundreds of times before is fun.

On second though, maybe this time it's for real. You should really go for it!

:thumbsup:

 

[Gillbot]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Wow. Are you new to the Intarnet? I get at least 2 or 3 of those a week.

 

[Lonyo]

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[dudeman007]

Wow people obviously either can't read or have no sense of humor. Sad.

Especially when nubs like Schfifty Five use these threads to build up postcounts with thumbs up posts. -_-

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: dudeman007
Wow people obviously either can't read or have no sense of humor. Sad.

Especially when nubs like Schfifty Five use these threads to build up postcounts with thumbs up posts. -_-

All you posted was a quote from a spam email that everybody has already seen. Nothing to read, nothing funny about it. Get a clue, or get a new forum with members as worthless as you are to laugh at your reposts.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: dudeman007
Wow people obviously either can't read or have no sense of humor. Sad.

Especially when nubs like Schfifty Five use these threads to build up postcounts with thumbs up posts. -_-

All you posted was a quote from a spam email that everybody has already seen. Nothing to read, nothing funny about it. Get a clue, or get a new forum with members as worthless as you are to laugh at your reposts.

:thumbsup:

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: dudeman007
Wow people obviously either can't read or have no sense of humor. Sad.

Especially when nubs like Schfifty Five use these threads to build up postcounts with thumbs up posts. -_-

I'm sorry, but I tend to not laugh at things once I've seen/heard it many times over. You obviously can't read since you can't seem to comprehend that what you posted was is old, lame, boring, etc.

You are not original, you are not funny, and all you did was waste space on atot. Again, please don't ever make a thread in the future for it will be a repost of some sort.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: jagec
:heart: Nigeria

 

[JDrake]

I think Nigeria = SCAM
correct me if I'm wrong..

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: dudeman007
Wow people obviously either can't read or have no sense of humor. Sad.

Especially when nubs like Schfifty Five use these threads to build up postcounts with thumbs up posts. -_-

I'm sorry, but I tend to not laugh at things once I've seen/heard it many times over. You obviously can't read since you can't seem to comprehend that what you posted was is old, lame, boring, etc.

You are not original, you are not funny, and all you did was waste space on atot. Again, please don't ever make a thread in the future for it will be a repost of some sort.

Thanks for proving my posts correct.:thumbsup:

 

[DeeKnow]

you JUST got yourself an email address, didn't ya ???

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: dudeman007

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: dudeman007
Wow people obviously either can't read or have no sense of humor. Sad.

Especially when nubs like Schfifty Five use these threads to build up postcounts with thumbs up posts. -_-

I'm sorry, but I tend to not laugh at things once I've seen/heard it many times over. You obviously can't read since you can't seem to comprehend that what you posted was is old, lame, boring, etc.

You are not original, you are not funny, and all you did was waste space on atot. Again, please don't ever make a thread in the future for it will be a repost of some sort.

Thanks for proving my posts correct.:thumbsup:

prove what's correct? That I post just for postcount? Please, that is the lamest attack you can bring here. I don't give two flying sh!ts about postcount.

I post to inform you of how unoriginal you are and that whatever you feel like posting, it will be a repost of some sort.

Why don't you read through this thread and see if you find one person who finds your emails humorous or original.

Yeah I didn't think you could. Now no more threads from you. k thx.