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Got a new job!

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M0oG0oGaiPan

M0oG0oGaiPan

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Oh man times are hard and I've been looking for a new job for months. It got to the point where I had to go for an interview at this local denim boutique which sells high end shit like Diesel jeans, TR, etc. I might be jobless but I gots to be wearing my diesels.

So anyway, I rocked an interview today with this hospital down in Georgia and they hired me on the spot. I'll be working in the ER. The bad thing is I'm going to have to move to GA but they're going to pay for my move. It's alright cause I love me some chicken n waffles baby!

Funny thing about the job. Apparently the reason they were hiring was because some chump iradiated a preggo and now her baby probably has cancer or an extra leg or something. The father is asian and since asians have super large brains they'll probably end up suing the hospital for tons of hooker n blow money. Haha that dumb ass doctor is probably f'd up for life. He'll probably end up jumping off a bridge or something.

It doesn't matter to me cause I'mma get paid son. Cheers to me
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Okay, I left some of the clever parodies (and locked a very lame parody). But parodies of parodies??? Ima gonna lock this one. -DrPizza
 
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M0oG0oGaiPan said:
Oh man times are hard and I've been looking for a new job for months. It got to the point where I had to go for an interview at this local denim boutique which sells high end shit like Diesel jeans, TR, etc. I might be jobless but I gots to be wearing my diesels.

So anyway, I rocked an interview today with this hospital down in Georgia and they hired me on the spot. I'll be working in the ER. The bad thing is I'm going to have to move to GA but they're going to pay for my move. It's alright cause I love me some chicken n waffles baby!

Funny thing about the job. Apparently the reason they were hiring was because some chump iradiated a preggo and now her baby probably has cancer or an extra leg or something. The father is asian and since asians have super large brains they'll probably end up suing the hospital for tons of hooker n blow money. Haha that dumb ass doctor is probably f'd up for life. He'll probably end up jumping off a bridge or something.

It doesn't matter to me cause I'mma get paid son. Cheers to me
beer.gif
:awe:
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