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Got a boo boo

Proprioceptive

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So the wife is upstairs taking care of our daughter, our son (18months) is in the living room and I hear him getting in to something, so I run out to check on him and it turns out he'd dragged one of the dining room chairs into the middle of the floor and it just happened to be right in my path. So yeah, my knee hits one of the legs sticking out and my foot slams into another one of the legs. Man, that hurt. Pics if you don't mind blood. Yeah, I know, not much blood, but whatever.
The damage
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I guess the OP has never seen a man with his limbs shot or blown off up close and personal.

Unfortunately, yes I have.

In person? Not pictures? Before triage? Not a video game?
 

Proprioceptive

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I guess the OP has never seen a man with his limbs shot or blown off up close and personal.

Unfortunately, yes I have.

In person? Not pictures? Before triage? Not a video game?

Like I said... unfortunately.
 

imported_Devine

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Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I guess the OP has never seen a man with his limbs shot or blown off up close and personal.

Unfortunately, yes I have.

In person? Not pictures? Before triage? Not a video game?

Like I said... unfortunately.

Anybody else care to take a third swing at him? The counts 0-2, swing a batter batter batter...
 

Rent

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Originally posted by: Devine
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I guess the OP has never seen a man with his limbs shot or blown off up close and personal.

Unfortunately, yes I have.

In person? Not pictures? Before triage? Not a video game?

Like I said... unfortunately.

Anybody else care to take a third swing at him? The counts 0-2, swing a batter batter batter...

If the OP is truly active duty, he would know to take motrin and drink water. Cures everything.
 

Proprioceptive

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Originally posted by: Rent
Originally posted by: Devine
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I guess the OP has never seen a man with his limbs shot or blown off up close and personal.

Unfortunately, yes I have.

In person? Not pictures? Before triage? Not a video game?

Like I said... unfortunately.

Anybody else care to take a third swing at him? The counts 0-2, swing a batter batter batter...

If the OP is truly active duty, he would know to take motrin and drink water. Cures everything.

Hell, not even the Motrin is needed... come on now. Water alone cures everything!
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Rent
Originally posted by: Devine
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I guess the OP has never seen a man with his limbs shot or blown off up close and personal.

Unfortunately, yes I have.

In person? Not pictures? Before triage? Not a video game?

Like I said... unfortunately.

Anybody else care to take a third swing at him? The counts 0-2, swing a batter batter batter...

If the OP is truly active duty, he would know to take motrin and drink water. Cures everything.

Mmmm, 800mg of good old Vitamin M.
 

Rent

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Rent
Originally posted by: Devine
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Proprioceptive
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I guess the OP has never seen a man with his limbs shot or blown off up close and personal.

Unfortunately, yes I have.

In person? Not pictures? Before triage? Not a video game?

Like I said... unfortunately.

Anybody else care to take a third swing at him? The counts 0-2, swing a batter batter batter...

If the OP is truly active duty, he would know to take motrin and drink water. Cures everything.

Mmmm, 800mg of good old Vitamin M.

Damn you Tricare!
 

dud

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My God, I wish I had such problems.


Imagine having a 21 year-old who act like a 21 month-old. He has done so many things I will not list them here.

I have no desire to steal the OP's thunder.