goose feather pillows as related to by my girlfriend

Farbio

Diamond Member
Apr 9, 2000
3,855
0
0
so today, my girlfriend suddenly realizes that she has bought all these goose feather pillows as well as a goose featherbed, so they must have come from geese at some point. well she decides to wonder if she should feel guilty, as perhaps she killed geese in buying these things, so she wants to know if anyone knows how you get the goose feathers - (in her words) 'did i make the goose unhappy?'
eh, women, perhaps yeeny or baffled can explain this whole thing.....

anyways, how do u get goose feathers exactly?
 

Aceman

Banned
Oct 9, 1999
3,159
0
0
The geese are plucked every summer much in the same way that a sheep is sheared to get the wool. Those feathers will grow back by the fall of the year.
 

oLLie

Diamond Member
Jan 15, 2001
5,203
1
0
Originally posted by: Farbio
so today, my girlfriend suddenly realizes that she has bought all these goose feather pillows as well as a goose featherbed, so they must have come from geese at some point. well she decides to wonder if she should feel guilty, as perhaps she killed geese in buying these things, so she wants to know if anyone knows how you get the goose feathers - (in her words) 'did i make the goose unhappy?'
eh, women, perhaps yeeny or baffled can explain this whole thing.....

anyways, how do u get goose feathers exactly?

"Did I make the goose unhappy?"
Hehe, that's priceless dude.

*edit* Hey man, nice house too!
 

AT

Senior member
Oct 9, 1999
388
0
0
Looking at your house pictures. Cool.

But e-hem.
rolleye.gif
 

SagaLore

Elite Member
Dec 18, 2001
24,036
21
81
Tell her, that no geese were harmed in the gathering of the feathers.

Tell her that she actually made the geese happy because in the summer they get really really hot and miserable, so the geese farmers use a soft brush to brush out their extra feathers.

So when she buys down-feather products, she's actually making the geese happy.


Not true but it might work.
rolleye.gif
Hopefully a story like that won't make her go out and buy goose everything. :eek:
 

Scipionix

Golden Member
May 30, 2002
1,408
0
0
Shocking realization for your GF :Q

However, Bush was correct when he listened to Putin talk about caviar harvesting. They really do remove the eggs surgically.
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
15,168
1
0
Originally posted by: oLLie
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: NightFlyerGTI
Originally posted by: AT
Looking at your house pictures. Cool.

But e-hem.
rolleye.gif

LOL! :Q :eek:
Ditto- goodnight.

Literally LOL here :p

:(, I missed it what was it?

It as our friend Farbio dressed up in Hooter's waitress clothes, with a stuffed bra and tight red "panties" or something on the outside...

Quite amusing.

(not, of course, that I remember much of it considering I saw it at 3:00AM, but still... :D)
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
15,168
1
0
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: baffled2
LOL,I'm allergic to feathers so the only "goosing" going on around here is....err... never mind :)

You she-perv!

;)

Now,now,nothing wrong with a little duck,duck,goose :)

:Q

Ever hear the joke about the kid who goosed the priest?

Now that I think of it, it's an incredible twist of irony.
 

Farbio

Diamond Member
Apr 9, 2000
3,855
0
0
baffled,
sometimes i wonder how you don't get the same type of 'love' that girlfriday seems to get by acting that way....i mean you're not named 2nd wakko or something in your title at swf:)

and maul, there's no proof that that picture was of me:)
 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,229
2,539
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Farbio
baffled,
sometimes i wonder how you don't get the same type of 'love' that girlfriday seems to get by acting that way....i mean you're not named 2nd wakko or something in your title at swf:)

and maul, there's no proof that that picture was of me:)



LOL,Dude I'm the Massage Queen... when you got good hands, it's impossible to rub anybody the wrong way :)
 

Farbio

Diamond Member
Apr 9, 2000
3,855
0
0
oh yea baffled, lets see just how well you rub:)


'she touched my peppy, steve!'