Goose Bites Friend in the Crotch (now with Pictures)

[AccruedExpenditure]

True story, happened to a friend of mine

I have a legendary tale to tell.

On the Saturday of Memorial Day weekend, I ventured to Lake Elizabeth with Justin and his cousin to celebrate his mother's birthday. There was good food, and we played gayminton along with some catch, but this is impertinent to story.

For what we did not know, was that there was an evil lurking about.

Not knowing any better, I decided to feed a biscuit to the geese, all huddled and secluded behind the green fence that was made to keep them away from civilians. Justin joined in. We were tempting fate.

After countless biscuits, Justin, Lauren and I saw the sign that told us not to feed the birds.

We did anyway.

We were tempting fate. Little did I know, I'd be the one to suffer.

After our feeding madness, we sat down on a bench. The geese had wandered off...except for one. It approached me. I was gleeful. This goose was clearly going to be my compatriot for the rest of my life. I wanted to catch it in a Pokeball. Here he is, being my friend:

Oh, but like the Shakespeare tales of old, betrayal was afoot!
The goose...that blasted goose... Pecked me in my CROTCH.
ANGUISH! It left me crippled, unable to move, but screaming obscenities as it walked away in pompous goose fashion...clearly glad that he had achieved his goal of destroying my being.

Pictures!
Before
After

 

[MrDingleDangle]

lol

 

[Goosemaster]

I wonder if you get the same effect if you kick a charging Lion in the bals?

(for reference purposes only of course)

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

updated for clarity

 

[Goosemaster]

ahould I post some lame


"good job my pretties" nonsense because of my Screen name?


I'll wait for the goahead before i'Il copy and paste the above into a new reply window

 

[Evadman]

wasn't that originaly posted here over a year ago?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Evadman
wasn't that originaly posted here over a year ago?

The penis finally grew back...

It fails to bank to the left like the misses loved though

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

don't feed the animals. Not biscuits nor...

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

No, you must be mistaken or this happened to someone else as well
there are PICS too

 

[thomsbrain]

sounds like your friend lives in fremont.

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: Gnote... It approached me. I was gleeful. This goose was clearly going to be my compatriot for the rest of my life. I wanted to catch it in a Pokeball. Here he is, being my friend:

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LMAO!!!

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
sounds like your friend lives in fremont.

Near, Union City

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

pics loaded

 

[IHYLN]

For a second I thought it said "Goose bites French in the crotch"

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Gnote
pics loaded

..ummm....I *think* they are ilabled incorrectly.

 

[suklee]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Gnote
pics loaded

..ummm....I *think* they are ilabled incorrectly.

yeah i think so too

Goosemaster, you have anything to do with this?