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It sure as hell isn't, I saw someone walking with a bottle yesterday-evening. Asked him for the cap, but he kept it for himself.
 
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HAHA
 
I got excited... then I got thirsty... now I'm feeling just a little more than let down

edit: I'm still thirsty
 
Originally posted by: Vegitto
It sure as hell isn't, I saw someone walking with a bottle yesterday-evening. Asked him for the cap, but he kept it for himself.
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You're 5 months late for April Fools day, which is when the rest of us saw that.
 
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