GOOGLE - run by pigeons

Zim Hosein

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<< Aren't pigeons really stupid? How do they do this? >>

:D
 

Evadman

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Gotta live the average wing speed graph :)

Average wing speed of an unladen swallow is.....
 

Freejack2

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So does this mean on another floor they have an infinite number of monkeys typing an infinite number of words?
And if so have they produced the works of shakespear yet?
 

b0mbrman

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<< Gotta live the average wing speed graph :)
Average wing speed of an unladen swallow is.....
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African or European?
 

jpsj82

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<< Google uses only low-cost, off-the-street pigeons for its clusters. Gathered from city parks and plazas by Google's pack of more than 50 Phds (Pigeon-harvesting dogs), the pigeons are given a quick orientation on web site relevance and assigned to an appropriate data coop. >>

lol
 

amnesiac

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<< African or European? >>



...I don't know!
*sproing*
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
 

MikeO

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While some unscrupulous websites have tried to boost their ranking by including images on their pages of bread crumbs, bird seed and parrots posing seductively in resplendent plumage...

LOL! :)
 

Magicthyse

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Bwahahaha. Ya gotta love guys who can write that and come up with something that works all the time!
 

monk3y

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Damnit I knew I shoulda been Pigeon instead of InstincT :( This coulda been my rise to fame.
 

SirDante

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speaking of pigeons, there's a nest or something right above my window and they're driving me crazy with their noise. anyway to get them to politely leave? :disgust: