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Google Doesn't Decorate For Easter

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EMPshockwave82

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Originally posted by: Baked
Times are hard, and "artists" ask for too much money for simple doodles, so Google said, fuck it, we're all going to hell anyway, we much rather spend that decoration money on 18 year girls.

Why only 18 year old girls..... That's age discrimination......
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82
Originally posted by: Baked
Times are hard, and "artists" ask for too much money for simple doodles, so Google said, fuck it, we're all going to hell anyway, we much rather spend that decoration money on 18 year girls.

Why only 18 year old girls..... That's age discrimination......

Because you get arrested if they're 17.
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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See ya' next year! Remember: first Sunday following the first full moon following the Spring equinox.
 

QueBert

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Originally posted by: OCguy
Only people who believe in zombies actually think easter is something important.

Easter is important man, it's the one time of the year I can get Recees shaped like eggs. They're way bigger than a normal one, have way more PB in them and in general are just more win.

When Easter is gone so are the Recees Eggs :(
 

imported_Lothar

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Originally posted by: DasFox
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Google is godless

Well I don't expect them to portray any of the Christian aspects of it, then why not at least decorate it up with Rabbbits and Easter eggs? I mean regardless it's a Holiday...

Because Easter doesn't have anything to do with rabbits or easter eggs?
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: Lothar
Originally posted by: DasFox
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Google is godless

Well I don't expect them to portray any of the Christian aspects of it, then why not at least decorate it up with Rabbbits and Easter eggs? I mean regardless it's a Holiday...

Because Easter doesn't have anything to do with rabbits or easter eggs?

Sure it does. Jesus used to do a magic trick where he'd cup an egg in his hands and make it disappear. A few minutes later, he'd pull a rabbit out of his side. The apostles ate it up.
 

lxskllr

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A lot of people do. There's a guy about 1 mile from my house that decorates for every major, and minor holiday. His yard's always filled with tacky decorations, but it's definitely a spectacle to see, and I guess he gets enjoyment out of it.
 

ebaycj

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Originally posted by: Baked
Times are hard, and "artists" ask for too much money for simple doodles, so Google said, fuck it, we're all going to hell anyway, we much rather spend that decoration money on 18 year girls.

I am voicing my position, which is in strong support of this initiative.