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From the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence FB page:
Just a few of the reasons people shot each other last month:
I ordered some food at a restaurant. When the cashier told me the price, I got upset. So I shot her repeatedly.
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/restaurant-worker-shot-customer-during-dispute-ove/nhwcY/
My boyfriend brought a shotgun home and told me I needed to learn how to use it. So I shot him.
http://www.foxsanantonio.com/news/f...hoots-kills-boyfriend-7715.shtml#.VFVNjb5d195
After Dad died, I wanted his tractor. My brother wanted it too, so I shot him in the head. http://www.baynews9.com/content/new...cles/cfn/2014/10/29/sumter_deputies_man_.html
I signed a contract to restore this guy's old truck, but when I told him it was going to cost more than I had estimated, he said he wouldn't pay. So I shot him.
http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/...ng-shooting--280386892.html?device=tablet&c=y
I was playing "gun tag" with a three-year-old child. He was pointing his toy gun at me, so I pointed my real, loaded handgun at him. I didn't really intend to shoot him, but I was drunk and I got carried away with the game.
http://newstalkkgvo.com/bail-set-fo...old-lake-county-boys-death/?trackback=fbshare
The gun I bought for protection didn't protect my home from being burglarized. When I saw that I had been robbed, I had a temper tantrum in my front yard. My 13-year-old neighbor saw me and started laughing, so I pulled my gun and shot him nine times. http://posttrib.suntimes.com/news/3...t-guns-down-neighbor-boy-13.html#.VFVw4L7SyS3
I was racing radio-controlled cars with another man. We got into an argument about who won the race, so I shot at him.
http://wreg.com/2014/10/16/man-shot-at-over-toy-race-car/
I like to play with my loaded gun while I watch The Walking Dead. I got a little fidgety while I was engrossed in the show and unintentionally shot my little brother to death.
http://www.kiiitv.com/story/26829560/man-accidentally-shoots-and-kills-brother
I was asleep and my cousin started jumping on my bed to wake me up, so I shot him to death.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regio...ctims-cousin-in-fatal-berks-shooting/29137114
My friend jokingly slapped me in the face, so I jokingly shot her in the head with a gun I thought was unloaded. (It wasn't.)
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/n...lay-county/nhcFn/?__federated=1#__federated=1
At a gathering after a funeral, I asked a woman for her phone number. She said no (she was with her fiancé), so I shot her and five of her family members.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...etroit-bar-family-article-1.1966316?cid=bitly
Now, none of these are evidence of anything as they are simply anecdotes, but who can resist looking down at others? Who? Not you, certainly. And not me either. So I figure all the responsible gun owners should get a kick out of these.
Just a few of the reasons people shot each other last month:
I ordered some food at a restaurant. When the cashier told me the price, I got upset. So I shot her repeatedly.
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/restaurant-worker-shot-customer-during-dispute-ove/nhwcY/
My boyfriend brought a shotgun home and told me I needed to learn how to use it. So I shot him.
http://www.foxsanantonio.com/news/f...hoots-kills-boyfriend-7715.shtml#.VFVNjb5d195
After Dad died, I wanted his tractor. My brother wanted it too, so I shot him in the head. http://www.baynews9.com/content/new...cles/cfn/2014/10/29/sumter_deputies_man_.html
I signed a contract to restore this guy's old truck, but when I told him it was going to cost more than I had estimated, he said he wouldn't pay. So I shot him.
http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/...ng-shooting--280386892.html?device=tablet&c=y
I was playing "gun tag" with a three-year-old child. He was pointing his toy gun at me, so I pointed my real, loaded handgun at him. I didn't really intend to shoot him, but I was drunk and I got carried away with the game.
http://newstalkkgvo.com/bail-set-fo...old-lake-county-boys-death/?trackback=fbshare
The gun I bought for protection didn't protect my home from being burglarized. When I saw that I had been robbed, I had a temper tantrum in my front yard. My 13-year-old neighbor saw me and started laughing, so I pulled my gun and shot him nine times. http://posttrib.suntimes.com/news/3...t-guns-down-neighbor-boy-13.html#.VFVw4L7SyS3
I was racing radio-controlled cars with another man. We got into an argument about who won the race, so I shot at him.
http://wreg.com/2014/10/16/man-shot-at-over-toy-race-car/
I like to play with my loaded gun while I watch The Walking Dead. I got a little fidgety while I was engrossed in the show and unintentionally shot my little brother to death.
http://www.kiiitv.com/story/26829560/man-accidentally-shoots-and-kills-brother
I was asleep and my cousin started jumping on my bed to wake me up, so I shot him to death.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regio...ctims-cousin-in-fatal-berks-shooting/29137114
My friend jokingly slapped me in the face, so I jokingly shot her in the head with a gun I thought was unloaded. (It wasn't.)
http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/n...lay-county/nhcFn/?__federated=1#__federated=1
At a gathering after a funeral, I asked a woman for her phone number. She said no (she was with her fiancé), so I shot her and five of her family members.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...etroit-bar-family-article-1.1966316?cid=bitly
Now, none of these are evidence of anything as they are simply anecdotes, but who can resist looking down at others? Who? Not you, certainly. And not me either. So I figure all the responsible gun owners should get a kick out of these.
