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Good news, Freepers

Zebo

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Facing severe recruiting shortages, the Army has decided to accept a greater number of recruits who score near the bottom of military aptitude tests (ASVAB)- those who score between the 16th and 30th percentile in the battery of aptitude tests that the Defense Department gives to all potential military personnel will be allowed in.... The test damn easy already I got a perfect score when I took it in HS. What's next clincal retardation allowed in?



http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld...on/la-na-recruit4oct04,0,2086091.story
 
Originally posted by: dahunan
The National Guard are now starting to give 3 free mp3's to people who give them permission to call and try to recruit them

http://www.1800goguard.com/music.html

Who would be stupid enough to go in the gaurd these days? Your assured to be put on active duty and you get half the benfits, for example the elistment bonus is about half. Might as well go for the real deal.
 
Originally posted by: Zebo
Originally posted by: dahunan
The National Guard are now starting to give 3 free mp3's to people who give them permission to call and try to recruit them

http://www.1800goguard.com/music.html

Who would be stupid enough to go in the gaurd these days? Your assured to be put on active duty and you get half the benfits, for example the elistment bonus is about half. Might as well go for the real deal.

But "Free Music" ... what good patriotic American can pass that up?
 
freeper

otherwise knows as a war-hyping person who declines to join said wars, rather to complain on the internet over talking points fed to them from the administration they support, namely freerepublic. -see definition of chickenhawk coward for more details 😉
 
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
freeper

Some people comedy is lost on.

That guy is obviously trying to convey a msg to our beloved liberal white house correspondent Terry Moran, or Moron depending on how you view his ability to ask the hard questions.
 
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
oh is that the latest excuse? lol

Like I said, good comedy is wasted on some people. Or maybe not, seems you may have got a small laugh out of it, noted by the "lol" reply.


 
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
Originally posted by: Genx87
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
The Commies Are Coming, the Commies Are Coming!

You people crack me up with your commie scare stuff lol

Preview of the day after the 08 election. Truely a movie ahead of its time.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Somebody please sticky this thread. I got Steeplerot to laugh 😀

Day is complete, time to hit the highway for 45 mins and watch Lost.



 
Originally posted by: Genx87
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
freeper

Some people comedy is lost on.

That guy is obviously trying to convey a msg to our beloved liberal white house correspondent Terry Moran, or Moron depending on how you view his ability to ask the hard questions.



you guys make me laugh every day man, about the only way to read your stuff without crying for america.
 
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
freeper

otherwise knows as a war-hyping person who declines to join said wars, rather to complain on the internet over talking points fed to them from the administration they support, namely freerepublic. -see definition of chickenhawk coward for more details 😉

Don't assume Maybe they could'nt pass the asvab.. hence good news for them as titled🙂😉
 
Originally posted by: Zebo
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
freeper

otherwise knows as a war-hyping person who declines to join said wars, rather to complain on the internet over talking points fed to them from the administration they support, namely freerepublic. -see definition of chickenhawk coward for more details 😉

Don't assume Maybe they could'nt pass the asvab.. hence good news for them🙂😉



They are the party of low expecturations...maybe thats why they could care less about education...

I guess being plain dumb is better then lying about anal cysts instead of practicing what you preach :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Genx87
Originally posted by: Steeplerot
freeper

Some people comedy is lost on.

That guy is obviously trying to convey a msg to our beloved liberal white house correspondent Terry Moran, or Moron depending on how you view his ability to ask the hard questions.

Then why the plural 😀
 
Humorously enough, they're lessening every requirement involving aptitude, intelligence, or physical requirements etc, but sticking firm to anything approaching individuality.

Specifically; they've widened the ages that can serve, expanded re-enlistment options, loosened/removed post-retirement options, loosened/lowered physical requirements and exemptions, lowered testing requirements, loosened criminal record allowances and even some drug/alcohol related offenses.

However, you still can't serve if you're openly homosexual, and you can't re-up if you're discharged with an RE4 re-enlistment code (assigned to persons who claimed moral or rational objectivity while serving, among other reasons).

It slays me that the military is so hard up for any breathing body that they'll let in 50 year old retarded overweight felons with emphazema, but they'd rather talk about a draft than let someone back in who scored in the highest percentile on the ASVABs, has a college degree, is in good physical shape, is already trained in the fields they need, rated among the fastest advancements in service history during their original enlistment but is either gay or spoke up with reservations about following obviously unlawful orders during their previous elistment.

They'd rather have brain dead sloths than anyone with the slightest inclination to judge right from wrong.

*boggle*
 
*spin*spin*spin* Because didn't you know? It's a vast communist conspiracy of terry moran worshippers...he saw em down at the 7-11..there real maaan! and they want to tap your pure red white and blue american essesence with their commie pinko infiltration..

like all liberal commies worship him man..yeah
 
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Humorously enough, they're lessening every requirement involving aptitude, intelligence, or physical requirements etc, but sticking firm to anything approaching individuality.

Specifically; they've widened the ages that can serve, expanded re-enlistment options, loosened/removed post-retirement options, loosened/lowered physical requirements and exemptions, lowered testing requirements, loosened criminal record allowances and even some drug/alcohol related offenses.

However, you still can't serve if you're openly homosexual, and you can't re-up if you're discharged with an RE4 re-enlistment code (assigned to persons who claimed moral or rational objectivity while serving).

It slays me that the military is so hard up for any breathing body that they'll let in 50 year old retarded overweight felons with emphazema, but they'd rather talk about a draft than let someone back in who scored in the highest percentile on the ASVABs, has a college degree, is in good physical shape, is already trained in the fields they need, rated among the fastest advancements in service history during their original enlistment but is either gay or spoke up with reservations about following obviously unlawful orders during their previous elistment.

They'd rather have brain dead sloths than anyone with the slightest inclination to judge right from wrong.

*boggle*


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