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good news for all you men under 40 yrs old

FoBoT

FoBoT

No Lifer
you don't have to get the finger to check for prostate cancer
i only had it once, that was enough, thanks

http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/content/healthday/636613.html?chan=rss_topStories_ssi_5

The American Cancer Society had been moving towards a stronger focus on making sure men understand the complicated constellation of risks and benefits of both PSA testing and digital rectal exams (DREs) since at least 1997, he added. These guidelines also downplay DREs, saying that when screening is performed, it can be done with PSA tests with or without the DRE.
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just say "NO" to the DRE (unless you like it, not that there is anything wrong with that) ^_^
 
I didn't know they called them digital rectal exams. Makes it sound like something really fancy and complicated, when it's actually just a finger in the butt.
 
Hmm... this is common sense - glad I've waited until this is an option now [I have ZERO desire for a doctor to stick their finger up my exit hole...].
 
frostedflakes said:
I didn't know they called them digital rectal exams. Makes it sound like something really fancy and complicated, when it's actually just a finger in the butt.
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reminds of a cop reporting to the news regarding a rash of molesting incidents on the local campus last year.

He said that the "suspect approached the women and digitally molested them."

I was all :hmm: for a second, then was all D:
 
No one will take away my right to have a perky asian residents stick their finger in my ass. You'll have to pry that finger out of my cold, clenched asshole.
 
how is a human finger digital?

bah, nevermind. i was thinking electronics, not digit as in a finger...they need a better term.
 
FoBoT said:
you don't have to get the finger to check for prostate cancer
i only had it once, that was enough, thanks
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Real doctors check the prostate using their penis. At least that's what my doctor told me.

Doctors don't like sticking their finger up people's ass either.
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This is why they use the penis instead. :awe:

He said that the "suspect approached the women and digitally molested them."
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That's probably the worst possible way to describe it. If I heard that, I would assume it involved the internet. I'm not even joking.
 
ShawnD1 said:
Real doctors check the prostate using their penis. At least that's what my doctor told me.


This is why they use the penis instead. :awe:


That's probably the worst possible way to describe it. If I heard that, I would assume it involved the internet. I'm not even joking.
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I feel bad for lol'ing at your sad humor.
 
hmmm I got mine when I was 18 going into the Army. Wasn't too bad since it was a lady doctor and she was probably 5'1" tall. Small digits.
 
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