good jokes?

[Colt45]

i haven't had a good laugh in a while.
anyone have a good joke to share with the ATOT community?

 

[AmazonRasta]

Why do seaguls live by the sea?

'Cause if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels 😛.


Why'd the cat run away from the tree?

It was afraid of its bark 😛.

 

[pulpp]

this one always cracks me up,

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

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. " See ya Next Month! "

🙂

 

[frizzlefry]

two letters

GB

hahahaha

 

[SavageDubz]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong.

 

[1967mustangman]

Whats the difference between your blonde and your Porsche?

You don't loan your Porsche out on the weekends.

 

[Colt45]

<< two letters

GB

hahahaha >>




i don't get this one...
kepp up the good stuff guys/girls!
the bmw one is great!!!

 

[SavageDubz]

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts? Her navel.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.

What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins &quot;Once upon a time.&quot; A Southern fairytale begins &quot;'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiet.&quot;

 

[frizzlefry]

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<< two letters
GB
hahahaha >>


i don't get this one...
kepp up the good stuff guys/girls!
the bmw one is great!!! >>


Awwww come one! goldenbear ring any bells?!

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Goldenbear Is a Joke.

 

[DaLeroy]

What happen to the lesbian vampire who went to the party on her rags?

She drank herself under the table! 🙂

Sick I know, but i saw the other vampire joke and couldn't resist 🙂

 

[Colt45]

haah thats some good stuff!

 

[jeffmovietime]

go to www.jokecenter.com and they have thousands of jokes for FREE!🙂

 

[snakesnfrogs]

I've posted this one before, but so what:


A guy says to his wife, &quot;I'm in the mood for some 69.&quot;
She says, &quot;It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care.&quot;
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, &quot;Answer the door.&quot;
He says, &quot;But my face is a mess.&quot;
She says, &quot;It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich.&quot;
He opens the door and says, &quot;I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich.&quot;
The mailman says, &quot;I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead.&quot;