Good god...what the hell just happened

[fbrdphreak]

def weird

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Hmmm....I call shens

this would be the dumbest lie of all time...why would I make something this dumb up?

You didn't take your meds?

Although, something strange did happen to me once too....

shens!

 

[FoBoT]

those girls are whores. they were flirting with you to get you to give them money for their stupid magazines

they don't give a crap about you or your nipple

they are mag whores

 

[claydawg]

shotgun anal

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior

As I'm taking the keys off she GRABS MY NIPPLE. What the hell?! She said that she was just trying to make me smile...then she follows it up by saying she's going to start collecting things from cute boys.

Should have told her to grab you a bit lower...

I'd probably get 12 std's from her hand alone

 

[JulesMaximus]

So, when you woke up how did you feel?

 

[MetalMat]

I dont think its shens, but they are probably just cock teases

 

[Cheezeit]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior

As I'm taking the keys off she GRABS MY NIPPLE. What the hell?! She said that she was just trying to make me smile...then she follows it up by saying she's going to start collecting things from cute boys.

Should have told her to grab you a bit lower...

I'd probably get 12 std's from her hand alone

lol, you should have just walked away

 

[Saint Nick]

i had that happen to me in a jewelry store. except i bent her over the jewelry cases and did her.

 

[claydawg]

Originally posted by: jndietz
i had that happen to me in a jewelry store. except i bent her over the jewelry cases and did her.

now that's a million dollar fvck!

 

[Cheezeit]

Originally posted by: jndietz
i had that happen to me in a jewelry store. except i bent her over the jewelry cases and did her.

:Q:laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I dont think its shens, but they are probably just cock teases

Some of them were just skanky enough to give it up. But you're probably right.
The quiet one was probably new and in training.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: claydawg

Originally posted by: jndietz
i had that happen to me in a jewelry store. except i bent her over the jewelry cases and did her.

now that's a million dollar fvck!

oh yeah :thumbsup:!!!

 

[SVT Cobra]

they smoke teh crack much?

 

those fvckin traveling magazine sales tards are crazy

a couple years ago i bought from one...and 10 minutes after the guy left another one knocked on my door
i told him i just bought and the guy got really mad saying that him and the other salesguy were alternating apartment buildings and the guy i bought from has been selling to HIS buildings blah blah blah

then he tried to sell me MORE magazines, even after i bought.
then he wanted me to cancel the first order and order again from him
the guy was practically crying

i got my magazines though

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
So, when you woke up how did you feel?

tired

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: troytime
those fvckin traveling magazine sales tards are crazy

a couple years ago i bought from one...and 10 minutes after the guy left another one knocked on my door
i told him i just bought and the guy got really mad saying that him and the other salesguy were alternating apartment buildings and the guy i bought from has been selling to HIS buildings blah blah blah

then he tried to sell me MORE magazines, even after i bought.
then he wanted me to cancel the first order and order again from him
the guy was practically crying

i got my magazines though

blah, f that

 

[neutralizer]

should have offered to buy magazines in exchange for a threesome

 

[GasX]

You know you are pretty pathetic when you have to hide in the back of a drug store so two hosebag girls will not bother you anymore...

 

[TartuAngel]

funny and weird story heh. Well id like to enbrighten you that ive read one more funny thing from your post: you said "She was not hot per se". In estonian "perse" means butt

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know you are pretty pathetic when you have to hide in the back of a drug store so two hosebag girls will not bother you anymore...

I just didn't want to run in to them anymore, that doesn't make me pathetic jackass

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know you are pretty pathetic when you have to hide in the back of a drug store so two hosebag girls will not bother you anymore...

I just didn't want to run in to them anymore, that doesn't make me pathetic jackass

If that was your way of ending the interaction, then the shoe fits...

How about, "Goodbye" "See you around" "Please leave me alone" "Go away" "Die in a Fire" or even "Stay the fvck away from me, skanks!"

See, two girls were too scary for you so confront, so you took the the passive aggresive way out. OMG YIEEEEE RUN AND HIDE!!!!

 

[NyteCrawler]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
should have offered to buy magazines in exchange for a threesome

agreed

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know you are pretty pathetic when you have to hide in the back of a drug store so two hosebag girls will not bother you anymore...

I just didn't want to run in to them anymore, that doesn't make me pathetic jackass

If that was your way of ending the interaction, then the shoe fits...

How about, "Goodbye" "See you around" "Please leave me alone" "Go away" "Die in a Fire" or even "Stay the fvck away from me, skanks!"

See, two girls were too scary for you so confront, so you took the the passive aggresive way out. OMG YIEEEEE RUN AND HIDE!!!!

I did say 'bye' as I walked to the back of the store to shop but if I ran in to them again I'm sure they would have begin speaking to me. I didn't want to deal with them and my solution was the easiest

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Hello sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.