I went to Long Drugs a few minutes ago. As I left my car one of two girls walking called out, "I really like your shirt" (my boss gave me a shirt that says, "wtf?")
I reply, "Thanks" and start walking to the store before quickly turning around back to my car to grab some change.
They walk towards me and ask if I'm 18 or older to which I reply, "Yes".
Then she begins a whole "Buy our magazines and we get points" solicitation crap.
I absolutely hate small talk and I go to great lengths to avoid it including changing banks and hiding until the person(s) have vacated the area. I tried to end the conversation as quickly as possible.
She shows me the list of magazines to buy and askes what I'm in to. I said I'm really not sure. I lie and say that I just moved in to a new place and the guy has tons of magazines so if she gives me her number I can call and get a subscription to one I he doesn't have.
She's relentless and tells me to call my roommate right now or I could just donate the magazines to a charity via some other payment plan.
I finally just give her my name and number (which is fake of course) and I start walking to Longs again. They're both start walking next to me and the girls says, "I'm on a scavanger hunt, can I have your shirt?". I said, "No, it was new gift."
Then she asks for my college lanyard because "it's blue like my hair is supposed to be". Her hair was 3 different colors, red, blonde, and blue. I get the lanyards for free, and I had one extra at my place anyway, so I start taking off my keys to give her the lanyard.
As I'm taking the keys off she GRABS MY NIPPLE. What the hell?! She said that she was just trying to make me smile...then she follows it up by saying she's going to start collecting things from cute boys.
I finish giving her the lanyard and walk in to Longs with them behind me. They apparenty are there to buy cigarettes. As I walk down the aisle she says something to the effect of, "We're just here to look at your cute butt. Oh, look at it move!" before they go get their cigarettes.
I wait in the back of the store until they leave before I make my purchase and hurry on to my car.
God damn that was weird. She was not hot per se, a large majority of ATOT would bone her. She was way too odd even for me...her friend who was quiet more of the time, was definately not a looker.
Too weird
Cliffs:
1 girl compliments my shirt in parking lot
She and friend approach me shortly after
Tries to sell me magazines tenaciously
I give her my fake number and name and attempt to depart
She asks me to give her the shirt
She asks for my college lanyard
While I'm giving her the lanyard she grabs my nipple
They follow me in to store and make a comment about my 'cute butt' before going to get cigarettes
I reply, "Thanks" and start walking to the store before quickly turning around back to my car to grab some change.
They walk towards me and ask if I'm 18 or older to which I reply, "Yes".
Then she begins a whole "Buy our magazines and we get points" solicitation crap.
I absolutely hate small talk and I go to great lengths to avoid it including changing banks and hiding until the person(s) have vacated the area. I tried to end the conversation as quickly as possible.
She shows me the list of magazines to buy and askes what I'm in to. I said I'm really not sure. I lie and say that I just moved in to a new place and the guy has tons of magazines so if she gives me her number I can call and get a subscription to one I he doesn't have.
She's relentless and tells me to call my roommate right now or I could just donate the magazines to a charity via some other payment plan.
I finally just give her my name and number (which is fake of course) and I start walking to Longs again. They're both start walking next to me and the girls says, "I'm on a scavanger hunt, can I have your shirt?". I said, "No, it was new gift."
Then she asks for my college lanyard because "it's blue like my hair is supposed to be". Her hair was 3 different colors, red, blonde, and blue. I get the lanyards for free, and I had one extra at my place anyway, so I start taking off my keys to give her the lanyard.
As I'm taking the keys off she GRABS MY NIPPLE. What the hell?! She said that she was just trying to make me smile...then she follows it up by saying she's going to start collecting things from cute boys.
I finish giving her the lanyard and walk in to Longs with them behind me. They apparenty are there to buy cigarettes. As I walk down the aisle she says something to the effect of, "We're just here to look at your cute butt. Oh, look at it move!" before they go get their cigarettes.
I wait in the back of the store until they leave before I make my purchase and hurry on to my car.
God damn that was weird. She was not hot per se, a large majority of ATOT would bone her. She was way too odd even for me...her friend who was quiet more of the time, was definately not a looker.
Too weird
Cliffs:
1 girl compliments my shirt in parking lot
She and friend approach me shortly after
Tries to sell me magazines tenaciously
I give her my fake number and name and attempt to depart
She asks me to give her the shirt
She asks for my college lanyard
While I'm giving her the lanyard she grabs my nipple
They follow me in to store and make a comment about my 'cute butt' before going to get cigarettes
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