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Good God, my 12 year old puked all over her bed...

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floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
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lol...I just know that when I have kids, I'm going to be the one cleaning that sh!t up. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
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Complete opposite for me. God forbid I ever get sick, my girlfriend will treat me like a leper/rapist all-in-one and I don't know weather she wants to get further away from me or hit me with a frying pan and usually makes me sicker because I have to stress myself out more just dealing with her. Just the kind of person you want to have around when you're sick.

She gets sick: The world should revolve around her.
I get sick: The world still revolves around her.

Reminds me of the one time I had 5 nurses holding me down in the ER because I was going into convulsions and vomiting all over the place, yet in the middle of that she had to make such a big fvcking fuss I had to get even more worked up just to try to convince her to calm down. Thank god a nurse escorted her out :|
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
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Complete opposite for me. God forbid I ever get sick, my girlfriend will treat me like a leper/rapist all-in-one and I don't know weather she wants to get further away from me or hit me with a frying pan and usually makes me sicker because I have to stress myself out more just dealing with her. Just the kind of person you want to have around when you're sick.

She gets sick: The world should revolve around her.
I get sick: The world still revolves around her.

Reminds me of the one time I had 5 nurses holding me down in the ER because I was going into convulsions and vomiting all over the place, yet in the middle of that she had to make such a big fvcking fuss I had to get even more worked up just to try to convince her to calm down. Thank god a nurse escorted her out :|
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Sounds like a lovely woman. Pics?

 
I got the lovely job of emptying the dirty water from the steamvac. made the mistake of peeking when i dumped it in our toilet. Gagging commenced, mouth got all watery, ran outside to get fresh air before i yaked. my wife called me a pussy.

yip thats me, when it comes to puke or crap, i cant handle it.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
I got the lovely job of emptying the dirty water from the steamvac. made the mistake of peeking when i dumped it in our toilet. Gagging commenced, mouth got all watery, ran outside to get fresh air before i yaked. my wife called me a pussy.

yip thats me, when it comes to puke or crap, i cant handle it.
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I can usually handle it unless it has that overwhelming stomach acid stench to it. *shudder*
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
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Complete opposite for me. God forbid I ever get sick, my girlfriend will treat me like a leper/rapist all-in-one and I don't know weather she wants to get further away from me or hit me with a frying pan and usually makes me sicker because I have to stress myself out more just dealing with her. Just the kind of person you want to have around when you're sick.

She gets sick: The world should revolve around her.
I get sick: The world still revolves around her.

Reminds me of the one time I had 5 nurses holding me down in the ER because I was going into convulsions and vomiting all over the place, yet in the middle of that she had to make such a big fvcking fuss I had to get even more worked up just to try to convince her to calm down. Thank god a nurse escorted her out :|
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Why, then, are you putting up with this bitch? Surely, you're not that desperate to accept this "the world revolves around me" BS. Are you? She's only going to get worse.

 
Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
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thanks for sharing 😛

 
Man, imagine when I had to clean the toilets when I was in the army and still in basic training. Have you seen what a toilet looks like after a whole platoon comes back from a 4 day exercise and everyone had constipation for those 4 days cos no one wanted to go in the jungle?

And yet our RSM wanted us to make sure it was shiny and stink-free.

That was a most painful experience, looking back at it.
 
Originally posted by: dopcombo
Man, imagine when I had to clean the toilets when I was in the army and still in basic training. Have you seen what a toilet looks like after a whole platoon comes back from a 4 day exercise and everyone had constipation for those 4 days cos no one wanted to go in the jungle?

And yet our RSM wanted us to make sure it was shiny and stink-free.

That was a most painful experience, looking back at it.
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My DS or RSM or whomever would have just had to beat me or shoot me or something..I can kill in war, but I can't clean crap off of a toilet!
 
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