Good God, my 12 year old puked all over her bed...

OutHouse

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floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:

lol...I just know that when I have kids, I'm going to be the one cleaning that sh!t up. :(
 

acemcmac

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Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:

Complete opposite for me. God forbid I ever get sick, my girlfriend will treat me like a leper/rapist all-in-one and I don't know weather she wants to get further away from me or hit me with a frying pan and usually makes me sicker because I have to stress myself out more just dealing with her. Just the kind of person you want to have around when you're sick.

She gets sick: The world should revolve around her.
I get sick: The world still revolves around her.

Reminds me of the one time I had 5 nurses holding me down in the ER because I was going into convulsions and vomiting all over the place, yet in the middle of that she had to make such a big fvcking fuss I had to get even more worked up just to try to convince her to calm down. Thank god a nurse escorted her out :|
 

hg321

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:

Complete opposite for me. God forbid I ever get sick, my girlfriend will treat me like a leper/rapist all-in-one and I don't know weather she wants to get further away from me or hit me with a frying pan and usually makes me sicker because I have to stress myself out more just dealing with her. Just the kind of person you want to have around when you're sick.

She gets sick: The world should revolve around her.
I get sick: The world still revolves around her.

Reminds me of the one time I had 5 nurses holding me down in the ER because I was going into convulsions and vomiting all over the place, yet in the middle of that she had to make such a big fvcking fuss I had to get even more worked up just to try to convince her to calm down. Thank god a nurse escorted her out :|

Sounds like a lovely woman. Pics?

 

mobobuff

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And was it you as well that had the son who peed in the bed when he had the fever?

Oy, kids.
 

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I got the lovely job of emptying the dirty water from the steamvac. made the mistake of peeking when i dumped it in our toilet. Gagging commenced, mouth got all watery, ran outside to get fresh air before i yaked. my wife called me a pussy.

yip thats me, when it comes to puke or crap, i cant handle it.
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: Citrix
I got the lovely job of emptying the dirty water from the steamvac. made the mistake of peeking when i dumped it in our toilet. Gagging commenced, mouth got all watery, ran outside to get fresh air before i yaked. my wife called me a pussy.

yip thats me, when it comes to puke or crap, i cant handle it.

I can usually handle it unless it has that overwhelming stomach acid stench to it. *shudder*
 

Carbo

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:

Complete opposite for me. God forbid I ever get sick, my girlfriend will treat me like a leper/rapist all-in-one and I don't know weather she wants to get further away from me or hit me with a frying pan and usually makes me sicker because I have to stress myself out more just dealing with her. Just the kind of person you want to have around when you're sick.

She gets sick: The world should revolve around her.
I get sick: The world still revolves around her.

Reminds me of the one time I had 5 nurses holding me down in the ER because I was going into convulsions and vomiting all over the place, yet in the middle of that she had to make such a big fvcking fuss I had to get even more worked up just to try to convince her to calm down. Thank god a nurse escorted her out :|
Why, then, are you putting up with this bitch? Surely, you're not that desperate to accept this "the world revolves around me" BS. Are you? She's only going to get worse.

 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Citrix
floor, dresser. and its the ravolies she had for lunch. YUCK!!! Citrix is running away. Thank god my wife as a cast iron stomach, i got one wiff and i started gagging. :disgust:
thanks for sharing :p

 

dopcombo

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Man, imagine when I had to clean the toilets when I was in the army and still in basic training. Have you seen what a toilet looks like after a whole platoon comes back from a 4 day exercise and everyone had constipation for those 4 days cos no one wanted to go in the jungle?

And yet our RSM wanted us to make sure it was shiny and stink-free.

That was a most painful experience, looking back at it.
 

ni4ni

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Originally posted by: dopcombo
Man, imagine when I had to clean the toilets when I was in the army and still in basic training. Have you seen what a toilet looks like after a whole platoon comes back from a 4 day exercise and everyone had constipation for those 4 days cos no one wanted to go in the jungle?

And yet our RSM wanted us to make sure it was shiny and stink-free.

That was a most painful experience, looking back at it.

My DS or RSM or whomever would have just had to beat me or shoot me or something..I can kill in war, but I can't clean crap off of a toilet!