Good Clean joke!

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I only know two dirty jokes and one clean.
Wanna hear them?

Post them here: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=2020835&enterthread=y

It's the REAL party.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: CityShrimp
But clean jokes aren't funny... 🙁

I dunno, I got this one today and I laughed:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

lol yeah that's pretty good 😀

 

[UpgradeFailure]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I only know two dirty jokes and one clean.
Wanna hear them?

Am I right?

Dirty: Billy played in the mud

Clean: Billy took a bath with bubbles

Dirty: Bubbles was the girl next door.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I only know two dirty jokes and one clean.
Wanna hear them?

Am I right?

Dirty: Billy played in the mud

Clean: Billy took a bath with bubbles

Dirty: Bubbles was the girl next door.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I only know two dirty jokes and one clean.
Wanna hear them?

Am I right?

Dirty: Billy played in the mud

Clean: Billy took a bath with bubbles

Dirty: Bubbles was the girl next door.

yessss

 

[shortylickens]

NO! But those are definitely good ones!

I was thinking of another trio of jokes that are similar. However, I just realized I dont know how they go.
Something about a farmer and a sheep.
Actually, all three jokes are kind of perverse.