Goldberg vs. Jet Li?

Judgement

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I need some help so I can try and solve this argument with third party opinions.

Me and a bunch of guys I know were in an argument over who would win in a fight over who would in in a fight between the wrestler Goldberg and Jet Li. The two sides of the argument argued as follows:

Both sides agree that Goldberg's wrestling moves are worthless and do not pertain to or help him with any fight he would have with Jet Li. Goldberg is 6'5" and weighs around 270lbs. Jet Li is 5"6' and around 145 pounds.

Pro Goldbergers (GB) argued that it would take one hit from GB to take out JL (Jet Li). JLers argued that JL, with his martial arts training etc, would never allow GB to land a blow. JLers said JL would unleash and onslaught of well placed hits on GB until he finally lost the fight. GBers then argued that there are two ways to stop a blow from GB, one is to dodge it and the other is to deflect it by pushing away the inside of Goldberg's arm while he swung. They argued that Goldberg's overwhelming size and strength in comparison to JL would mean he would fail to deflect it, and the resulting blow would most likely break JL's face. JLers then argued GB would never land a blow because JL is so fast. GBers then argued that if GB got his hands on JL at all, he would be able to grapple him up close and head-butt him with enough force that it would be enough to incompacitate JL. JLers then argued that if grappled JL would be able to kick himself away from GB easily, and would be nearly impossible to grapple. GBers argued that JL could not inflict enough damage on the massive GB before he was able to get ahold of JL and take him out. They also argued that GB is incredibly fast for his size, citing the fact that he played professional football and is in extremely good physical condition. JLers said JL has been training in martial arts since he was very young and is one of the greatest martial artists alive today. It was at this point that I came to the conclusion we would not be able to make a final decision about the argument, and we needed some help :p

BTW, it was my opinion that Goldberg would have won. He would be able to get in 1 solid bunch to Jet Li's chest or head and it would be all over. Even when I assumed he would be unable to land a punch, I just couldn't see someone Jet Li's size stopping Goldberg from running up, lifting him up with his arms pinned by his side and just head-butting him unconscious. I have lots of respect for Jet Li's fighting ability and speed, but theres a point where size and strength cannot be stopped by speed alone. I made the analogy of a Humvee with a mounted machine gun to a tank. Sure the humvee could do some damage to the tank, and has the ability to move around a lot faster then the tank dodging shots from the tank, but once the tank fights smart and plans ahead and shoots ahead of the direction the humvee is going, the fight is over.

In any case, I need more opinions on this from all you educated ATers :D
 

Looney

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Jet Li. All he has to do is land one good vital shot and it would be over. Goldberg would run towards JL, and all he would need to do is land a shot to the groin or throat, and it would be over.
 

ElFenix

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spear + jackhammer and jet li is down for the count
 

Zugzwang152

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uh goldberg is an actor, and jet li is a real martial artist. thats like saying Keanu Reeves would destroy a platoon of US Army soldiers because he can dodge bullets.
 

Imdmn04

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speed is more important than mass

KE=(1/2)MV^2

as you can see, from this kenetic energy equation, 1 more unit of mass will not affect the energy as much as 1 more unit of velocity.

im just talking outta my ass :)
 

yellowperil

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Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
uh goldberg is an actor, and jet li is a real martial artist. thats like saying Keanu Reeves would destroy a platoon of US Army soldiers because he can dodge bullets.

wait, are you saying he can't???
 

Sid59

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just smash the buttons at the same time. Then the characters just flail and do random things. The END.


You can't simulate a fight like that, there's too many variables.

how to settle a feud:

1. Flip a coin
2. Winners gets choice to hit first or let opponet hit first
3. Trade off hits anywhere they wish
4. If the reciever of the blow cannot make a counter blow within 10 seconds, the puncher gets to go
5. Repeat steps 4 and 5 until someone taps out or dies

excellent game
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: yellowperil
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
uh goldberg is an actor, and jet li is a real martial artist. thats like saying Keanu Reeves would destroy a platoon of US Army soldiers because he can dodge bullets.

wait, are you saying he can't???

:D no way!!!! ahhahaha

ur asking a bunch of nerds here who loves matrix and kung fu wushu moves and stuff..not hardcore rednecks that does backyard wrestling...so our opinion is slightly biased..just slightly.. :)

oh yeah jet li over goldberg.....
 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: Sid59
just smash the buttons at the same time. Then the characters just flail and do random things. The END.


You can't simulate a fight like that, there's too many variables.

how to settle a feud:

1. Flip a coin
2. Winners gets choice to hit first or let opponet hit first
3. Trade off hits anywhere they wish
4. If the reciever of the blow cannot make a counter blow within 10 seconds, the puncher gets to go
5. Repeat steps 4 and 5 until someone taps out or dies

excellent game

WTF ROLMAO :p

 

Judgement

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Jet Li. All he has to do is land one good vital shot and it would be over. Goldberg would run towards JL, and all he would need to do is land a shot to the groin or throat, and it would be over.

AH, I forgot the groin stipulation... we assumed Jet Li wouldn't fight dirty. I don't think he would land a blow to his throat as easily as you assume. Jet Li is basically a foot shorter then Goldberg. Goldberg's arms are almost as long as Jet Li's legs, not to mention they're thicker. Have you ever seen Goldberg's neck? He wouldnt even be able to land a blow except from the direct front because of his huge traps, from the side would be a joke heh.
 

Zugzwang152

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: yellowperil
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
uh goldberg is an actor, and jet li is a real martial artist. thats like saying Keanu Reeves would destroy a platoon of US Army soldiers because he can dodge bullets.

wait, are you saying he can't???

:D no way!!!! ahhahaha

ur asking a bunch of nerds here who loves matrix and kung fu wushu moves and stuff..not hardcore rednecks that does backyard wrestling...so our opinion is slightly biased..just slightly.. :)

oh yeah jet li over goldberg.....

just bringing us all a taste of much needed reality here :p
 

VBboy

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Can I vote for Bloomberg?

If not, let us run a 3d simulation with per-particle precision, and determine the outcome mathematically!
 

Looney

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Originally posted by: Judgement
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Jet Li. All he has to do is land one good vital shot and it would be over. Goldberg would run towards JL, and all he would need to do is land a shot to the groin or throat, and it would be over.

AH, I forgot the groin stipulation... we assumed Jet Li wouldn't fight dirty. I don't think he would land a blow to his throat as easily as you assume. Jet Li is basically a foot shorter then Goldberg. Goldberg's arms are almost as long as Jet Li's legs, not to mention they're thicker. Have you ever seen Goldberg's neck? He wouldnt even be able to land a blow except from the direct front because of his huge traps, from the side would be a joke heh.

Ah, so you want it to be a sport match. If that's so, with rules, then yeah, GB would probably win. Nothing wrong with fighting 'dirty' when it's a street fight. If somebody grapples me in a street fight, you damn well bet i'm going to bite, rip out ears, gouge eyes, hit groins, pull hair, anything to live, even though i've trained in jujitsu.
 

Judgement

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Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
uh goldberg is an actor, and jet li is a real martial artist. thats like saying Keanu Reeves would destroy a platoon of US Army soldiers because he can dodge bullets.

No one is denying Jet Li's experience is astounding and Goldberg's wrestling meaning nothing in a real fight.

The problem is trying to draw the line where speed simply isn't enough against the sheer mass and strength of the opponent.
 

Judgement

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Originally posted by: Judgement
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Jet Li. All he has to do is land one good vital shot and it would be over. Goldberg would run towards JL, and all he would need to do is land a shot to the groin or throat, and it would be over.

AH, I forgot the groin stipulation... we assumed Jet Li wouldn't fight dirty. I don't think he would land a blow to his throat as easily as you assume. Jet Li is basically a foot shorter then Goldberg. Goldberg's arms are almost as long as Jet Li's legs, not to mention they're thicker. Have you ever seen Goldberg's neck? He wouldnt even be able to land a blow except from the direct front because of his huge traps, from the side would be a joke heh.

Ah, so you want it to be a sport match. If that's so, with rules, then yeah, GB would probably win. Nothing wrong with fighting 'dirty' when it's a street fight. If somebody grapples me in a street fight, you damn well bet i'm going to bite, rip out ears, gouge eyes, hit groins, pull hair, anything to live, even though i've trained in jujitsu.

Hmm we never even brought up biting, hair pulling or ripping ears. I knew this forum would bring our argument to new heights!
 

Judgement

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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Originally posted by: yellowperil
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
uh goldberg is an actor, and jet li is a real martial artist. thats like saying Keanu Reeves would destroy a platoon of US Army soldiers because he can dodge bullets.

wait, are you saying he can't???

:D no way!!!! ahhahaha

ur asking a bunch of nerds here who loves matrix and kung fu wushu moves and stuff..not hardcore rednecks that does backyard wrestling...so our opinion is slightly biased..just slightly.. :)

oh yeah jet li over goldberg.....

Yea, I kinda figured it would be more biased towards Jet Li because of the type of people on this forum. I know how much some of you guys love your anime kung-fu stuff. Don't know of a place I could ask with this many people that wouldn't be biased. I think most online forums would be biased towards Jet Li.... but I still want to hear opinions.

When you guys answer who you think would win, how about telling why you think they would win and how the fight played out in your head?
 

UncleWai

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Jet Li is a manimal, I think only Bruce Lee can take him.

I like it when Jet Li was not well known back then, and my friend said Jackie Chan can take him, sure.
 

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If it was a fight to the death Goldberg would be dead in less than a minute .... probably seconds.
 
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Well, as much as you guys may want to argue, both are *entertainers* here, people. Goldberg is a professional wrestler (weightlifter+soap actor), and Jet Li is a "martial arts actor" (dancer+martial artist). Jet Li's specialty is Wushu, the equivalent of dance in martial arts communities.

That being said, it's highly likely that Jet Li knows other styles other than Wushu, so I'd bet on him. And for the technicalities of your argument:

-Even if Goldberg played football/is in great shape, if he never properly learned how to strike/grapple (uhhh, him being a professional wrestler wouldn't do him much good since it's "acted out"), he won't be able to use his great physique. Also that being said, we never know if Goldberg is personally training outside in a discipline. You're arguing about their hollywood personas, but not them specifically as a person - how would you know what their daily lives consist of?

-There's more than two ways of "not getting hit", other than the aforementioned ways of dodge and deflect, there's such things as parry and redirection (and in a more technical fashion, "returning" the force) - go to any Judo/Aikido/Bugua/WingTsun Studio and ask. They'll gladly demonstrate for (on?) you. Or you could always rip their arms off. ;)
 

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Originally posted by: UncleWai
Jet Li is a manimal, I think only Bruce Lee can take him.

I like it when Jet Li was not well known back then, and my friend said Jackie Chan can take him, sure.

jackie chan is too old to take jet li now
 

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Well, as much as you guys may want to argue, both are *entertainers* here, people. Goldberg is a professional wrestler (weightlifter+soap actor), and Jet Li is a "martial arts actor" (dancer+martial artist). Jet Li's specialty is Wushu, the equivalent of dance in martial arts communities.

That being said, it's highly likely that Jet Li knows other styles other than Wushu, so I'd bet on him. And for the technicalities of your argument:

-Even if Goldberg played football/is in great shape, if he never properly learned how to strike/grapple (uhhh, him being a professional wrestler wouldn't do him much good since it's "acted out"), he won't be able to use his great physique. Also that being said, we never know if Goldberg is personally training outside in a discipline. You're arguing about their hollywood personas, but not them specifically as a person - how would you know what their daily lives consist of?

-There's more than two ways of "not getting hit", other than the aforementioned ways of dodge and deflect, there's such things as parry and redirection (and in a more technical fashion, "returning" the force) - go to any Judo/Aikido/Bugua/WingTsun Studio and ask. They'll gladly demonstrate for (on?) you. Or you could always rip their arms off. ;)


i thought jet li was a martial arts tournament champion or something b4 he started acting.