Gold Replicator for sale

[edmicman]

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LOL! I saw this in a newsletter this morning, searched, and I didn't see this posted before. Sounds like fun!

From the newsletter:

Replicator duplicates gold, now only $250,000 at eBay
Quick! You only have three days left to bid on the world's first Gold Replicator before the auction for this valuable fortune-building device ends at eBay. According to the seller's description, the replicator will duplicate any metal placed into it ? gold, platinum, etc. ? without consuming any raw materials.

Bids start at a mere $250,000 USD. No bids have been received yet, but the canniest bidders are probably just waiting until the last minute to show their hands.

The seller is known as "earthtimetraveler." He previously offered the Real Time Machine in June 2004 for the bargain price of $219. The Gold Replicator is obviously much more advanced, considering the starting bid.

We e-mailed him, asking why he was selling what he says is his only copy of the replicator, instead of simply using it to make all the gold he could ever need. He replied promptly, saying the proceeds would be plowed back into more technology for "genetic dating, time travel, electronic mood adjusters, human happiness research, etc." Boy, that's one busy guy.

Mr. Traveler should probably generate another gold bar to buy himself some new Web graphics. His eBay-hosted photos of bullion (photo, left) and the device itself are lifted from the first page of Google Images for gold bars and replicator. The latter image is from a Star Trek episode.

Just in case the listing of this brilliant inventor is cruelly suppressed, we're including a link both to the actual eBay page and to our own mirror of it. For more info, see: eBay Gold Replicator listing / Mirror of eBay listing

 

[Mo0o]

I think newParadime will want to job right on this assuming he takes escrow

 

[sharkeeper]

A freezer for Eskimos.
AC adapter for solar calculators.
Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
Avalanche prevention goggles.
Battery powered battery charger.
Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
Blinker Fluid.
Braille Drivers' Manual
Braille toilet paper.
Braille tv guide.
Braille tv remote control.
Brake oil.
Breathable space suit.
Brown undershorts.
Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons.
Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
Car steering triangles -- doubles as anti-theft device.
Cast iron wire.
Cat flap for the fridge.
Checkered paint.
Combs for bald-heads.
Cordless plumb line.
Dehydrated water.
Diet celery.
Digital clock-winder.
Digital computer.
Double-sided playing cards.
Downhill stairmaster.
Ejector seats for helicopters.
Electric banana straightener.
Electric dog polisher.
Extra-large bicycle clips, for use when cycling in shorts.
Fat-free Twinkies.
Felt Jumper cables.
Fine glass-crystal castanets.
Fireproof cigarettes.
Fireproof kindling.
Fireproof matches.
Flame-retardant gasoline.
Flashbulb tester.
Flavoured suppositories.
Foam rubber toothpicks.
Freeze Dried Water.
Frictionless Sandpaper.
Fur sink.
Hand-powered chainsaw.
How-to cassettes for the deaf.
Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
Inflatable anchor.
Inflatable darts-board.
Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
Kickstand for a tank.
Laundromat in a nudist colony.
Leather cutlery.
Lie detectors for politicians.
Low salt brine.
Low-calorie PowerBar.
Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
Matte finish floor wax.
Mesh raincoat.
Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
Money with negative face value.
Motorcycle seat-belts.
Muffler Bearings.
Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises a flag instead of ringing a bell).
Non-stick Cellotape.
Open Toed Safety Shoes.
Papier mache step ladder.
Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
Particle board tent stakes.
Reduced calorie water.
Remote control for a computer.
Remote control for a Watchman.
Reversible garbage disposal.
Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
Rubber Kleenex.
Screen door on a submarine.
Second-hand fireworks.
Self stick frying pan.
Soap Dissolver.
Solar powered flashlight.
Solar powered night light.
Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
Strap-on portable chairs.
Sugar coated insulin.
Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
Tire chains for motorcycles.
Trailer hitch for Honda Del Sol.
Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
Umbrella with a skylight.
Unsinkable submarine.
Waterproof sponge.
Waterproof teabags.
Waterproof toilet paper.

 

[Horus]

200GBSDRAM

What, no DDR?

 

[Ramma2]

I see that he is located near me. On this account, I sent this email:

To: yccc@scientist.com
Subject: Greetings! Re: Gold Replicator

Hello! I see that you are located in St. Louis Park. In fact I work only a short drive from there. I would be interested in stopping by to see a demonstration of this amazing technology in action before placing my bid. Please reply with a date and time that I am able to stop by. Thank you!

Paul



Muahahaha the plan is in motion!

 

[dullard]

No fear, Dullard is here.

I will undercut anything this genous has to offer. For just $200,000.00 I will sell you a better, easier to understand, gold replicator with optical module. The replicator will faithfull duplicate any metal placed near it - gold, platinum, etc. - without consuming any raw materials. In fact, unlike the Earthtimetraveler's replicator with optical module, Dullard's replicator can replicate diamonds, food, hot chicks, whatever WITHOUT added expensive options. I use only authentic 100% real matter in my construction. 100% satisfaction* guaranteed.


* Referring to Dullard

 

[sharkeeper]

I have a bridge for sale!

 

[Pepsei]

does it come with crystals?

 

[tm37]

OK here's the deal, private feedback gets NO bids form me.

 

[mercanucaribe]

The pic is from Star Trek .