Going to Vegas AGAIN this weekend. (everyone go to the Aladdin!)

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Also have fun taking drugs for your egg donation.

It will never be ONE MORE TIME in Vegas with your attitude. If you want some help waking up to the mathamatical facts of gambling, feel free to send me a PM or something. I make slot machines for a living. Just keep in mind that every penny I earn, every bit of electricity my company uses, etc. Somebody, somewhere, had to lose that.

Do you know where/which slots in Vegas gives the best returns? and what's the %?

 

[JEDI]

Ivy,

If u ever become a stripper (or heck, call girl <legally, or illegally>), have an Anandtech nite 😉

-Jedi

 

[sillymofo]

The best slots return in Vegas is at the Stratosphere, there are some pretty loose "slots" there.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: pulse8
I think I mistook this thread for YART with all the preaching going on in here.

Have fun in Vegas, Dezign. I don't really give a crap how you spend your money. 🙂

I'm with you. Dezign posts about going to Vegas and everyone all of a sudden b/c her father, or the morality police telling her what is best for her. She brings it on herself a little bit by coming here all the time and complaining about money issues and then telling everyone about how much she loses in Vegas, but quite frankly, do what you want with your money.....and if you need help I'm sure there are about 100 people here who would give you money if you ask and promise to talk to them 🙂 In closing, have fun Dezign, do what you want to do, I could care less....or couldn't I?😕

 

[trek]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I'm going in Nov...blah...

Speaking of Vegas, does any one remember the 1337 "MIT Team"? They were students from MIT that practiced card counting, scientifically, and racked up some millions of dollars before the casinos figured out what hit them.

Hacking Las Vegas
THE INSIDE STORY OF THE MIT BLACKJACK TEAM'S CONQUEST OF THE CASINOS.

thats a cool story

 

[YetioDoom]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I'm going in Nov...blah...

Speaking of Vegas, does any one remember the 1337 "MIT Team"? They were students from MIT that practiced card counting, scientifically, and racked up some millions of dollars before the casinos figured out what hit them.

Hacking Las Vegas
THE INSIDE STORY OF THE MIT BLACKJACK TEAM'S CONQUEST OF THE CASINOS.

I just finished reading the book last night - great read!

 

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Also have fun taking drugs for your egg donation.

It will never be ONE MORE TIME in Vegas with your attitude. If you want some help waking up to the mathamatical facts of gambling, feel free to send me a PM or something. I make slot machines for a living. Just keep in mind that every penny I earn, every bit of electricity my company uses, etc. Somebody, somewhere, had to lose that.

Do you know where/which slots in Vegas gives the best returns? and what's the %?

And how the h@ll would Kyteland know ? The casino slot director sets up the odds not the slot manufacture.
You could figure out the odds yourself from the slot machine paytable if your good enough in math and really knew the handle limit. And I will give you a hint where the loose slots are at, They are not at Stratosphere. Somebodyat ATOT already answered your question in another recent Vegas thread.

Dezign, 100$ is not enough to do anything. Just spend it on a couple of decent meals and just hang out with your friends and have fun. You can make money here in Vegas but greed is the Achilles heel that stops most of you from leaving a winner. Greed is the Casino's biggest ally. We just keep enticing you to keep playing and in the end we get it all...

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
OMF...

Donating eggs to subsidize your gambling habits!

😛

lol

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: ATLien247
OMF...

Donating eggs to subsidize your gambling habits!

😛

lol

Make a sign that says "OVA for CHIPS!"

 

[JEDI]

update?

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: JEDI
update?

She said in another thread that she decided to not go, last I checked.

 

[dquan97]

Most I've lost in a casino is $50.00 - my limit. 😀

I count it as my cost of entertainment.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Most I've lost in a casino is $50.00 - my limit. 😀

I count it as my cost of entertainment.

What the... I blow that much on tips and parking!! Playa