Going to the museum with the ex-girlfriend tomorrow

[MongGrel]

This is obviously a more serious response than this thread deserves, but...

Exes are like chocolate, they'll kill your dog.

That or they take you're dog, then when the new husband gets pissed because the Samoyed is eating their house she'll call you up and try to give it back to you, and you can laugh very, very loudly in the phone and hang up.

Was one of those satisfying moments in a long life, were a few others during that mess.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Some of you super shy/scared people .. holy shit man, what the hell? If your shy, go to a site like okcupid and just try to start conversations via messages/mail. Learn how to communicate with womenfolk, and your backbone will solidify.

 

[Ruptga]

Some of you super shy/scared people .. holy shit man, what the hell? If your shy, go to a site like okcupid and just try to start conversations via messages/mail. Learn how to communicate with womenfolk, and your backbone will solidify.

Don't tell them that, they will only scare even more of the womenfolk off those sites, and they're almost unusable as it is.