Going to tanning place?

[Nebor]

First of all, if you cared what people think, you wouldn't be wearing "jerseys" all the time.

Second of all, what's with the US Army avatar?

 

[joesmoke]

am i gay?

not yet, give it time twinky

 

[JD50]

i think im going to go today. i go to hawaii in a week and want a better base tan. when i go in what do i ask? just like "yo bitch can i get a tan"? how much is it?

am i gay?

Definitely.

 

[preslove]

Spraytan

 

[Bill Brasky]

drinking outside the frat in beautiful weather with beautiful women... wearing jerseys, party shades, and trucker hats. bro.

That sounds like so much fun dude. I miss the glory days.

 

[PepePeru]

i'm a boatman and a tanman

 

[krylon]

Toasting in an already epic bread

 

[robphelan]

if i could go back in time, as a teenager, I would have worked in a tanning salon.. soo many hot chicks

 

[weflyhigh]

just got back
bought a bottle of moizturizer stuff for $45 and it came with a week of tanning
did 5 minutes today to see how my skin reacted, will go up 1 or 2 each time until my trip


no hot chicks at all there. the front desk lady had a cute face but was large. all of the people that came in that i saw were white trash. one kind of sorta decent/young girl

i went in she said "last name?" i and was like "bitch we just met" and she was like "oh the best deal would prolly be to buy the bottle and that comes with a week" and i was like "oh thanks sister" and she showed me how the machine worked and she left and i stripped and lubed up and away i was. they played some awesome music.
ill go back tomorrow

 

[QuantumPion]

Find a place that has "high pressure" beds. They will tan you well without any redness or burning, even if you don't tan well. That's what I used to go from pasty nerd to normal-person.

 

[TechBoyJK]

yea don't use a salon's basic beds. only use their best beds. worth the extra money as they have better uv filters, you can be in them longer, less chance of burning, etc.

 

[AstroManLuca]

drinking outside the frat in beautiful weather with beautiful women... wearing jerseys, party shades, and trucker hats. bro.